What Goes Up Must Come Down

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And now a short skit for your entertainment. Warnings: het, femmeslash, elusive bits, and fic love children. Rated NC-17 to be safe.

Becca (friartux_shop) and boyfriend are having an intimate moment...
becca: fuck me!
becca's bf: umm...
becca's bf: one sec. I have to find your strangely elusive bits.
becca: *sigh*
becca: why does this always happen! *helps to search for bits*
anna (willfully): *falls over laughing*
anna: *lands on becca's bits*
becca: ouch!
anna: *holds them aloft* found 'em!
becca: stop groping me!
becca's bf: yeah, that's my job!
anna: *runs away with the bits*
anna: *cackles*
anna (to becca's bf): you will never beat me! For I am the other half of the old married couple! And you are just a fling.
anna: *impregnates becca again and again*
becca: *has various fic love children*
becca: *is happier having fic love children*



"And Jesus came down to the earth one more time, in his long white robe that doubles as a flashy drag dress, and said to his devoted followers: 'I'm gayer than Christmas'. He left in a spectacular flash of sparkles and glitter." -The Curtain Girl Bible, 4:35

willfully's 100quills table
Claim: Draco/Neville

001.	Broken.	002.	Motion.	003.	Sarcasm.	004.	Attention.	005.	Never.
006.	Accusation.	007.	Companions.	008.	Blessing.	009.	Metal.	010.	Eyes.
011.	Shadow.	012.	History.	013.	Talent.	014.	Heaven.	015.	Green.
016.	Taste.	017.	Sunset.	018.	Laugh.	019.	Promise.	020.	Formal.
021.	Memory.	022.	Denial.	023.	Arrows.	024.	Sudden.	025.	Neutral.
026.	Thousand.	027.	Spaces.	028.	Excess.	029.	Purity.	030.	Enigma.
031.	Snowflakes.	032.	Temptation.	033.	Command.	034.	Tremble.	035.	Sensual.
036.	Family.	037.	When?	038.	Serenade.	039.	Hunger.	040.	Ragged.
041.	Sleepwalk.	042.	Glimpse.	043.	Questions.	044.	Fringe.	045.	Diamond.
046.	Passing.	047.	Flame.	048.	Happiness.	049.	Fleeting.	050.	Years.
051.	Thunder.	052.	Taboo.	053.	Look.	054.	Music.	055.	Solitary.
056.	Jump.	057.	Young.	058.	Tragic.	059.	Madness.	060.	Knowledge.
061.	Bewildered.	062.	Smirk.	063.	Moon.	064.	Summer.	065.	Weakness.
066.	Balance.	067.	Bright.	068.	Letters.	069.	Corruption.	070.	Transformation.
071.	Scars.	072.	Rebellion.	073.	Glory.	074.	Prepare.	075.	Mistake.
076.	Restless.	077.	Orange.	078.	Beginning.	079.	Sickness.	080.	Thanks.
081.	Air.	082.	Doors.	083.	Bias.	084.	Waves.	085.	Stray.
086.	Flying.	087.	Overwhelmed.	088.	Stupidity.	089.	Haze.	090.	Incomplete.
091.	Vengeance.	092.	Critical.	093.	Walking.	094.	Drink.	095.	Death.
096.	Outside.	097.	Always.	098.	Wrong.	099.	Forgotten.	100.	How?

My hp_100songs table for Blood/Fire (Draco/Morag):

1.	I'm Not That Girl	2.	Castle Down	3.	Someone's Waiting For You	4.	Toxic	5.	Accidentally In Love
6.	I Miss You	7.	You Are Always The One	8.	Beep	9.	Sanctuary	10.	No Buses
11.	Humane	12.	Eleanor Rigby	13.	Yesterday	14.	The Fear You Won't Fall	15.	Whatsername
16.	See Who I Am	17.	Torn	18.	That Face	19.	Misery	20.	Mr. Curiosity
21.	How Strange	22.	Warmer Climate	23.	Pretty Baby	24.	Everything You Want	25.	If I Could Turn Back Time
26.	Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You	27.	Across The Sky	28.	I Will Go Sailing No More	29.	Midnight Show	30.	She Is
31.	When The Stars Go Blue	32.	An Ode To No One	33.	Juliet	34.	Stickwitu	35.	Textbook
36.	Its About Time	37.	I Would Give Everything I Own	38.	Free Me	39.	My Funny Valentine	40.	Dante's Prayer
41.	Feeling This	42.	Hallelujah	43.	Remember When It Rained	44.	Chain Of Fools	45.	All The Things She Said
46.	Rites Of Spring	47.	Crush	48.	Thank You	49.	Caged	50.	Here, There, And Everywhere
51.	Cheating On You	52.	Landslide	53.	You'll Be In My Heart	54.	Misery Loves Company	55.	Can You Feel The Love Tonight
56.	If You Feel Better	57.	On My Own	58.	Seasons Of Love	59.	Can't Get Enough Of Your Love	60.	Think Of Me
61.	Better Together	62.	More Than Anyone	63.	Stars	64.	Without You	65.	Lonely For Her
66.	Vision Of Division	67.	Standing Still	68.	Call Me On Your Way Back Home	69.	Let Me Take You Home Tonight	70.	Wonderwall
71.	The Dance	72.	I'll Be Your Candle On The Water	73.	The Mariner's Revenge Song	74.	Like Humans Do	75.	Fade Together
76.	Miracle	77.	She Will Be Loved	78.	For Sentimental Reasons (I Love You)	79.	White Night Fantasy	80.	What Happened To Us
81.	Don't Look Back In Anger	82.	Your Eyes	83.	Run	84.	Tonight	85.	Learning To Breathe
86.	The Only Living Boy In New York	87.	Follow Me	88.	Memory	89.	We Both Go Down Together	90.	Eight Days A Week
91.	My Foolish Heart	92.	I Want To Hear What You Got To Say	93.	Someday You Will Be Loved	94.	All I Can Do	95.	The Great Escape
96.	When It Comes	97.	Writer‘s Choice	98.	Writer‘s Choice	99.	Writer‘s Choice	100.	Writer‘s Choice