The Bitch Monkey's Temple to Salazzar The Unholy

I am who I am, nuff said.

Okay, I'll say a bit more, but where to start????

Once upon a time there was this sperm than fertalised an egg... okay, maybe a little to much detail there, so I'll skip forward a few years, all you need to know about that is that I was born and I grew up form those sections of who I am and about me crap and nonsense.

Okay, I'm a Individual... Gothic if you prefer (as the culture movement has become known). Simple really. I am traditional in the culture; I like to whiten my face, apply the warpaint and do some mad detailing and patterns on my face. I do other peoples faces as well and they always get compliments, then those who gave them are always shocked to find out that a guy did them, lol. I also like to get some wild hair extensions now and then, but I haven't in a while, my hair is to long and I don't want to cut it, hehehehe. Among some circles that labels me as an Uber Goth, Trad Goth, etc. But I remain myself and copy no one else, I do what I like and reflect my inner self on the outside. But as far as I'm conrerned you are either unique (Gothic) or you aren't. It really is that simple, death to sub-labeling subcultures. Oh, and though I may be getting on in years, I am gonna grow old quite disgracefully and never gonna change, hehehehehe. Plus, I've been a Individual (Gothic) longer than I care to remember... since 1983 to be exact.

I like many things (the section on my interests doesn't scratch the surface, trust me) and alot more things beyond what I could possibly list in ooohhhh... 7 years. Yep, I really do like that many things, but I always seem to hate more than I like. Above all though, I am a paradiction; it means a "paradox of a contradiction" for those who have never heard of the word (most people since I made it up, I like it though) and no matter what people think of who and/or what I am, I am always something very different.

Random things about me:

I like humour, but I am also very serious underneath.

I am laid back and an optimist, but can easily see the worst case scenario.

I am more than entitled to bitch about things and whine and moan about how shitty things are, but I rarely do.

I am VERY difficult to wind up and get angry, but some things can do so VERY easily.

I like to make up words and use cutesy terms, but have a good level of knowledge for the English language.

I am quite opinionated when the mood takes me.

I like nothing more though than to be with those I love and/or enjoy being with, having a beer, smoking a cigarette and listening to loud heavy music.

I'm a HUGE geek, you have been warned. I'll ramble on endlessly about my hobbies, particularly modelmaking, tabletop wargaming and my webcomic. Trust me, I will and if that stuff's not to your liking, well tough luck, lol!

I am a Witch (a Hedge/Wild witch and NOT a Wiccan, they are Wannabe Witches, thank you very much), haunted by my dead cat (it's nice to have her around still), online far to much, perpetually pissed off at my pc, social, antisocial (I'm a contradiction), creative (love to draw, write stuff for D&D, write poetry, etc...), love to talk religion and have fun with those who try to preach at me (to you people who like to preach: theology is one of my hobbies, so don't bother trying, I most likely know more about your religion than you do :P), and lots of other things, but that is enough...

One thing I do hate those are closed minded bigots who love to preach their religion and hate others coz they think it says so in the bible. Listen up, the last time the bible was rewritten was in 1941, 10 years before Witchcraft was legelised once more. In today's society the Bible is an illegal piece of fictional literature as it still condemns witchcraft, which is an illegal act under bylaws passed in 1964. Also, if you think I am not good enough for you coz I am a witch or a goth, then you probably aren't wanting to friend me. You are ignorant and most likely incredibly unaware of many of the truths, go read some religious history to learn about your religions like I did. *Phew* I managed that rant without mentioning my loathing for Puritan/Southern Baptists once :)

Oh! And a Brain Spider is a creature that sorts your memories out, places them in filing cabinets it will forget in less than 10 minutes and gives you wonder dreams while you are sleeping. They also make tiny webs and there are about a gazillion of them in each of our brains. That explains my memory at least, lol.

Okay then, now that is nuff said.

OH!!! And I'm a pirate.


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