CHARLES THE MAGENTA DESTROYER

THIS PLACE IS MISSING SOMETHING BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT

OH WAIT YES I CAN BECAUSE I AM AMAZING

THIS PLACE NEEDS SOME UNIPORN AND LUCKY FOR YOU I AM PROVIDING!




"YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?" ROBERTA THE FAT CYAN UNICORN ASKED AS SHE CHEWED ON A FLOATING COMET MADE OF LARD.

"YOU TO GO IN THE KITCHEN MAKE ME A SAMMICH?" CHARLES THE MAGENTA DESTROYER GUESSED AS HE PLOWED ROBERTA FROM BEHIND.

THEIR OBESE STOMACHS ROLLED TOGETHER AND MADE SLAPPING SOUNDS AND THEY BOTH SMELLED LIKE MOIST BACON WHICH WAS DECIDEDLY AROUSING AND MADE CHARLES' HORN HARD AND SLIPPERY.

"GENITALS," ROBERTA DECLARED. SHE WAS SO SMART AND AWESOME BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE AWESOME.

"GENITAAAALLLLLSSSSSS" CHARLES REPEATED AND THEN BEGAN RAEPING ROBERTA'S EAR WITH HIS PENIS-SHAPED HORN.


"GET OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES!!!!"