catfight_club's Journal

Any of the following symptoms sound familiar?*

• Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  
• You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
  
• The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  
• Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
  
• You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads,
  "How's my driving? -- call 1-800-***-****".
  
• Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  
• You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
  
• You're counting down the days until menopause.
  
• You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
  
• The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
  
• Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.

Then post about it here!

Let us validate your hormonally-driven homicidal urges. Share catty observances of female celebrities and how fat they look in their latest red carpet photo. We'll drown our sorrows in virtual chocolate together. Snark away.
Hormonally deranged women - UNITE!

(Men are welcome to join, but know that many women in the throes of PMS will often lash out indiscriminantly at anything with testicles. Be forewarned.
It's all your fault, anyway.)





The rules of Catfight Club:

1. You don't talk about catfight club.
   
2. You don't talk about catfight club cats. (Unless your cats are really pissing you off, of course.)
   
3. If someone says stop, goes limp - even if (s)he's just faking it, the fight is over.
   
4. Only two guys to a fight. Take on as many idiots as you like.
   
5. One fight at a time. (Try to stay focused.)
   
6. They fight without shirts* or shoes. (Stilettos are allowed, but once someone's eyes are gouged out the fight is over.)
   
7. The fights go on as long as they have to. (5-7 days, maximum.)
   
8. If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. (We know SOMEONE'S pissing you off!)

*NOTE: This rule applies ONLY to Brad Pitt and other hot shirtless men.
(Posting pictures of shirtless men is strongly encouraged, btw.)




Disclaimer:
If you don't get what this community's about,
and that it's all in good fun;
you're taking life waaaaay too seriously.

Have some chocolate and join in the cattiness! :)

*(I stole this list from here.)