We do random things at random times for completely unknown reasons except the fact that college is very much like camping. So come on in and shut the door..so we can rape you. Don't worry though we'll yell surprise *Facts and Disclaimers: *All of these quotes are real *Nearly all of them sound pretty wrong out of context *They will be taken out of context, don't take them wrong *We are bored, boredness results in crazyness *Everything we write in here did actually happen, the weird, the random, the awkward all of it *We are ridiculous *We are not sexists, racists, homophobes, or rapists. In fact we love pretty much everyone...except the rapists. And what do we do when we love someone? Make fun of them relentlessly!