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[17 May 2005|11:37pm]

pierceddrummer
Promoted in ninjasvspirates


http://www.livejournal.com/community/ninjasvspirates/660638.html
ahoy!

I pooped a Hammer [17 May 2005|11:01pm]

pierceddrummer
[ mood | piratey ]

General ::
•• Name: Mark0
•• Pirate name: The Dread Pirate, Cappin' Mark0
•• Age: ive seen 24 winters
•• Occupation: oh i do so much, but mainly drink, fight, steal.. that sort of 'ting
•• Location: California
•• Lad or Lassie: Lad
•• Land Lubber or Sea Rat: i call me self Sea DOG. but Rat'll do

Lookout ::
•• (7) Favorite Bands: right now.. Turbonegro, and Flogging Molly
•• (6) Favorite Films: Star Wars, SLC Punk, and Porn
•• (5) Favorite Books: The Outsider.. ya i know its corny and old, but its a good book dammit
•• (4) Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy!
•• (3) Favorite Grub: anything.. im a fat pirate
•• (2) Favorite Grog: Capt Morgans, Guinness, and Scotch
•• (1) Favorite Color: Red/Black/Grey

Weigh Anchor ::
•• Why do you want to come aboard? cuz us pirates need to stick together, untill i gut you in your sleep and steal your shit
•• Eyepatches are sexy, yes or no: very much.. ive pulled one out during sex once.. the girl got turned off. she had to leave..
•• Why should you be accepted? cuz im a fucking pirate.. im not someone who likes pirates.. im not someone who just hates ninjas.. (although i do hate ninjas) I AM A PIRATE.. im the capt of a vessel i named The Dirty Sanchez.
•• Who's your favorite pirate? Myself.. who else can you trust?
•• Post a picture of a pirate:
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2 mateys * ahoy!

I Pooped A Fucking Hammer, Now I Have Serious Ring-sting. [03 Apr 2005|07:08pm]

cheese_handler
( Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bottle Of Rum.Collapse )
1 matey * ahoy!

I pooped a hammer?...what the fuck does that mean!? [08 Mar 2005|03:50am]

captainkilborne
[ mood | awake ]

General ::
•• Name: Matt
•• Pirate name: Captain Kidd
•• Age: 21
•• Occupation: Liquor store stockboy
•• Location: Fresno CA
•• Lad or Lassie: Lad
•• Land Lubber or Sea Rat: Sea Rat

Lookout ::
•• (7) Favorite Bands: Social Distortion, Floggin Molly
•• (6) Favorite Films: Fight Club, Snatch
•• (5) Favorite Books: Riki Tiki Tavi
•• (4) Favorite TV Shows: Drawn Together, The Dave Chappelle show
•• (3) Favorite Grub: Whatevers Free.
•• (2) Favorite Grog: Rum actually.
•• (1) Favorite Color: Crimson.

Weigh Anchor ::
•• Why do you want to come aboard? to steal, fight, whore and generally fuck some shit up.
•• Eyepatches are sexy, yes or no: Yeah they fucking are.
•• Why should you be accepted? Cause i'm pirate in the heart
•• Who's your favorite pirate? Edward Teach
•• Post a picture of a pirate:
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Briny Deep ::
•• Post at least [3] pictures of yourself, if you don't, you won't be accepted.
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•• Post one pirate themed picture of yourself.
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•• Suggest an application question:
Were you pirate before or after Pirates of the Caribbean came out?
•• Promote to at least one LJ journal/community and show the link:
Howabout one to NOT promote. ninjasvspirates Nothing but anti-pirate biased opinions and stupid role players.

~~~~~~~The Captain~~~~~~~

2 mateys * ahoy!

[23 Jan 2005|01:10am]

agliophobia
new lj at
karacannibal
just so you know.
ahoy!

I pooped a hammer, but pissed the sickle [22 Jan 2005|01:46am]

etiolate
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2 mateys * ahoy!

[09 Jan 2005|06:12pm]

cherrytresses
-.- we have no members.
go fucking promote.
And someone...
cuntracula...
make accepted/rejected banners.
4 mateys * ahoy!

I pooped a hammer! [08 Jan 2005|11:37pm]

agliophobia
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6 mateys * ahoy!

FIRE CROTCH. [07 Jan 2005|12:31pm]

cuntracula
[ mood | content ]

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3 mateys * ahoy!

[07 Jan 2005|10:47pm]

cherrytresses
New mods:
swallowrhetoric, cuntracula.
If you haven't posted your application already, do it now.
1 matey * ahoy!

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