Hi!

New poster here. This is from my livejournal about a particular parody of bad QAF fanfiction. I don't know if you guys have read it before, maybe being connosseurs, you have, but I thought it'd be a way of introducing myself to your community.

This totally cracked my shit up. There was a Bad Queer as Folk Fanfiction contest on a website and all of the entries are fun to read. This passage from The Pitts made me nearly piss my pants. Justin whimpered at the big load in Brian's pants. Brian's pants were not from the Big Q.
"Hey you ook like sunshine."
Justin's smile split his face.
"I like sunshine. It makes me hard. Ever since I was a teenager and the sun would hit me in the pubic bone. Since then, I like sunshine near my pubic bone."
Justin gave a pant. "I'm a virgin! Fuck me!! I have fake ID!"
"Fuck the ID!" Brian growled and nipped.
Like a rocket, he launched into Justin's mouth. Justin almost gagged his tongue was so insistent. It battled for supremacy of his mouth. With a sigh, he let it win.
Brian growled, "You taste like ham."
Justin said breathlessly, "I had a ham sandwich for lunch."
Justin was so excited he was nauseaus. His stomach was going crazy. Maybe he was pregnant.
Excellent.