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| Sunday, November 30th, 2008 | 2:14 pm
[zannaz]
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| | Friday, November 28th, 2008 | 10:45 pm
[manzoku]
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Ay, Be More Slappin' On Derrr Horizon
Aye, fellow vagabonds, I be wakin' yer group from its slumber, for there be more treasure on the horizon. First, remember the times of old: http://community.livejournal.com/yarr_/2006/01/23/Aye, the epic, illicit (and thus truly of a pirates' heart) moving picture hath spawned epic offspring in the form of a sequel. Mateys, I hope it have more slappin' and less borin', because I speak for us all when I says, "that last accursed movie be not pirate-themed enough." I also doubt that this accursed adventure be filmed illegally again, as that would require a pirating spirit of Blackbeard, argh. One of me old mates have told me about the existence of this high seas pornography; I didn't ask him how he came to discover such evil, but I assume through diabolic, pirate means. The wikipedia be of little use, for this be uncharted territory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_II:_Stagnetti%27s_RevengeYet, the pirates of the great ship IMDB be very pleased, at least the Spains be: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1266097/Yarrr, mateys, I have fulfilled my duty to the code. How you use mine words be up to yer. Current Mood:  YARR! | | Monday, August 13th, 2007 | 4:24 pm
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The Worst Pirate
I recently came across a song called The Worst Pirate Song by the band Ceann and thought it should be shared with the rest of you. You can hear (or download) it from here. | | Sunday, October 15th, 2006 | 10:07 pm
[zannaz]
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How'd they know?
Yellow Beard
You scored 16 Cruelty, 37 Greed, 20 Evil, and 29 Insanity!
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Its all about being a pirate. You rape the Gold, kill the Women, and steal the men. Or is it rape the men, kill the gold, and steal the woman or something like that. Your proudest day in life will be the day your own son murders you. Now if you could just remember where you hid everything.
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 36% on Cruelty | | You scored higher than 64% on Greed | | You scored higher than 15% on Evil | | You scored higher than 71% on Insanity |
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Current Mood:  tired | | Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 | 8:35 pm
[heathenweasel]
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| | Sunday, September 24th, 2006 | 8:12 pm
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| | Thursday, September 21st, 2006 | 11:48 pm
[manzoku]
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NSIT... YARR!
Yarr this be the safe-computing poster featuring me matey Paul Sally, he be the best math pirate on the seas argh. http://community.livejournal.com/uchicago/346274.html?#cutid1Me ship always be practicing safe computing, it be the safe sex that be the problem. Arrgghh the syphilis be killing all me laborers, but love for rum always be creating more, aye. Current Mood:  YARR! | | Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 | 4:55 pm
[manzoku]
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Pirate Festival!!! YARRRR!!!!
Aye fellow pirates, We be needing to go to the Pirate Festival, else we be landlubbin' wenches, yarg. It be from August 19th ta September 4th, in the lawless city of Toronto. We need to be gathering supplies and ships now, else we be caught unawares. There be no way I can be sailing the beloved midwestern seas on the first weekend, mateys, as me hearties be getting married in true pirate fashion. That leaves three weekends, and we need be checking our schedules to avoid problems. Yarrrr, here be some good information: http://www.thepiratefestival.com/index.htmlAye, it be a fine summer fer a pirate festival. It brings a tear ta me eye. Current Mood: Walk the plank! | | Thursday, May 4th, 2006 | 6:45 pm
[manzoku]
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Armadillaaarrrrrsssss
Part of the plot for episode 14: A certain Conscript, while hiding on the ship unbeknownst to the crew, encounters an armadillo sent by an assassin from Snell-Hitchcock (a castle in which we illegally held a bachelor party for a captain of an allied pirate ship that we met [during episode 11], in which the phrases "Yarr!!!" and "Smack it!" were heard as we looted the castle's alcohol and watched wenches get it on), and pisses it off by arguing that its design "makes no sense" and "could have been engineered to be so much better." The armadillo and CB fight, the armadillo obviously winning, taking most of CB's teeth and giving him a nasty bout of leprosy. The armadillo is a reoccurring character in the next three episodes, as we have near-misses with it and leprosy. Eventually, it finds fame with a song and dance routine and we become its agent, increasing both our funds and our wenches (though most go to the armadillo, because come on, he deserves it) [this is in episode 18.] | 3:17 pm
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| | Saturday, April 29th, 2006 | 12:33 pm
[zannaz]
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Lyrics ... sorry guys.
You were as sweet and delicious as the warm desert air and as you pointed your headlamp toward the horizon we were the one thing in the galaxy god didn't have his eyes on. 900 cc's of raw whining power, no outstanding warrants for my arrest.
hi diddle dee dee.
god damn!
the pirate's life for me! From Jenny by The Mountain Goats on " All Hail West Texas" | | Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 | 2:17 pm
[manzoku]
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| | Sunday, April 9th, 2006 | 12:08 pm
[manzoku]
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YARR! There Be Lesbians
"Three cheers for the wenches! Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah Hip hip hoorah! YAAARRR!!! That be a good fuckin'" That's all I have to say. | | Monday, April 3rd, 2006 | 11:19 am
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| | Saturday, March 25th, 2006 | 9:58 am
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| | Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 | 11:29 pm
[manzoku]
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Pirate Haiku #1
An erotic pirate haiku: As the sea rises I feel myself swell as well My sword is ready Whoa! That'll get any pirate goin'. Feel free to contribute your own, erotic or not. We got to keep Yarr! going! | | Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 | 5:40 pm
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Pirate doings under our very noses!
Usually I ignore these mass mailings from UIC but, look at this! Friday Night Live
Friday, 2/10/06
9:00 p.m. - 2:00 a.m.
FREE with valid i-card, one guest per student
This month's theme is pirates and activities include:
LASER TAG
KARAOKE
BINGO
FREE FOOD AND DRINKS
CRAFTS
DDR
MUSICAL CHAIRS
LIMBO
CARICATURES
For more information, please contact Joey Hampton, 312-413-5077,
jhampt1@uic.edu.
If you have a disability and need accommodation, please call 312-413-5070. I'm thinking we storm in there with cutlasses and rape and pillage the East Side. They have been gettting fat off of our research money, and they are ripe for the plundering! Current Mood:  cheerful | | Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 | 10:39 pm
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| | Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 | 11:29 pm
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| | Monday, January 23rd, 2006 | 2:31 pm
[zannaz]
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What constitutes pirate-themed sex, anyway?
Fla. City's Landmarks Used In Porn MoviePOSTED: 4:47 pm EST January 19, 2006
UPDATED: 5:27 pm EST January 19, 2006City officials in St. Petersburg, Fla., said a company tricked its way into using two of the city's landmarks to shoot scene for a hard-core sex movie, according to a Local 6 News report. Two of St. Peterburg's most family-friendly landmarks, The HMS Bounty ship and The Pier, were the settings for scenes from the popular adult movie "Pirates." "They told us they were shooting a PG-13 scene, a Sinbad type of comedy, that would have skeletons and sword fighting in it," Pier spokeswoman Susan Robertson said. Rumors began to spread last summer when the supposed PG-13 movie was being shot. The movie plot involves a pirate seeking world domination but includes graphic, pirate-themed sex, according to the report. Officials promise to be more vigilant when accepting film deals in the future. Watch Local 6 News for more on this story. Link at http://www.local6.com/news/6251846/detail.html Current Mood:  creative |
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