made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

Thats what I'm talking about, jigga.

***In other news***

It has been brought to my attention (not for the first time) that I'm a hard one to read. I find this to be accurate only when I'm first getting to know someone. I tend to be a bit on the shy side and this is often mistaken for aloofness or disinterest. Not the case at all, my friends. In due time you'll pray for the quieter, more reserved JKL.

So, if you've been fretting about this (not that anyone has/would).... you may resume normal activities knowing that in fact, I may actually be fond of you.


P.S. I got three tickets yesterday. But its okay. It turned out to be a pretty good day.