Maybe I should try living somewhere else other than Dallas and seeing if that place is also overly obsessed with superficial things. Who's the prettiest? Who's got the best car? The most money? The most prestigious job? bleh

In other news, neither Laura nor I are Mexican hookers. You cannot pay for the sexing or the double taters.

I'm off to the thrift store.

Looks like we are headed to bingo tonight.

Look for us "representin'" Mexican hooker style.

Say you saw me on LJ and I'll give you the friends and family discount.