Dear Parker...

What is Dear Parker?:

Considering [I] will be going out of the country for awhile, I know I am going to be missing out on a lot of MBP drama. Three weeks in MBP is equivalent to three months in the really real world and that is a lot of time to miss. So this community is to be cliff notes for moi.

Think of it as a cross between mbp_confessions and mbp_tvguide. You keep me up to date on who's fucking who, which couples broke up and which bastards broke them up. You're my eyes and ears. Actually, I really just want to know what's going on with your lives, fuck the rest. So help a girl out.

I.e: "Dear Parker, Today I fucked your model-like mom over the back of my sofa. The Metal springs were a bitch on my knees but damn it was worth it. Sadly, your brother walked in and he threw a shit fit because he was jealous he didn't get to hit it with her first. Check back in next week. Love, Skeeblers." (haha, sorry Skiba)

0001: Lock all posts. If you don't care that the rest of the community can read it, go ahead in friends lock it. If you want to share it specifically with just me, then go ahead and make it private.

0002: Please don't be extra vague and cryptic. I could return and go back =1200 entries and read all the crypticism I could ever hope to choke on, but I promise it won't catch me up any faster.

0003: Posts can be IC or OOC depending upon personal choice. Think of this as leaving voicemails or what have you. I don't blur lines, so no harm there, but if it IS OOC, make sure to let me know what parts or what entires.

0004: Aim logs, links, funny pictures, anything you would normally share with me is totally open. The more stuff the better.

Parker

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