I let my pain fuck my ego and I called the bastard art

aping bret easton ellis, being pairing-flexible, blatant disregard of fanon, bob dylan's retarded nephew, castiel's pair of what, channeling shonda rhimes, cutesy banter, emoticons on my sleeve, exclamation point addiction, extensions of my personality, finn hudson's right eyebrow, gen and friendship fics, hopelessly devoted to misha, i heart canadians, indian sex gods, inflated sense of self-importance, irrational fear of otps, jaredfaaaace, john mayer references, judd apatow references, kris allen's puppy fangs, long grey's anatomy-esque speeches, needing plots for porn, overanalyzing every little thing, pimping broadway, pimping my musical tastes, rambling inner monologues, really long author's notes, redemptive character arcs, shameless egocentricity, song lyrics in headers, soundtracks for fics, stylistic adventurousness, talking endlessly about myself, too much dialogue, totally incessant whining, unpopular characters and pairings, utter lack of self-awareness, weird untouched concepts