I do not post ambiguous one sentence entries 50 times a day.
I do not post ambiguous one sentence entries 50 times a day and wonder why no one ever posts any comments, and people keep deleting me from their friends lists.
I never make vaguely suicidal comments and gestures and then get pissed off when no one responds to them.
I do not post recipes.
Ok, I do sometimes, but only good ones.
I do not post grainy, over-exposed bandwith-gobbling pictures of my children every 15 minutes and expect people to ooh and ahh over each one and offer them a children's modeling contract.
When I do post pictures, they are behind a link or a LJ-Cut.
I do not write in iambic pentameter.
But I know what iambic pentameter is.
I am not a cam whore.
I am not a goth.
I do not break up with my significant other three times a day and expect you to give a shit.
I spell-check.
Well, usually.
I do not assume you know WTF I am talking about it. Should it be pertinent to the story, I will give you some background.
I never spoil the plot of a movie you haven't seen yet.
I never post my nutritional information for the day and lament about what a pig I am.