Title: Everyone Hates Ben
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes/Lost
Characters/Pairings: Matt, Peter, Sylar, Hiro, appearances by Ben
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,774
Spoilers: Vague S3 for Heroes, S2 for Lost
Warnings: Some violence and some pure, unadulterated crack!
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al., Lost isn’t mine either!
A/N: Written for kethni and boudecia7’s Matt-a-thon for the prompt: “WHAT IF Matt Parkman = the pilot. Like, what if he was undercover as a pilot for some police case either investigating the Island specifically or the island hijacked his mission by the plane crashing there, and all the weirdness of the island goings on are actually explained by people having Heroes-verse style superpowers.”
Summary: Matt goes on a rescue mission. And damn, it really goes badly.

( Everyone Hates BenCollapse )

Title: No Man Is An Island
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Lost/Firefly
Characters/Pairing: Richard Alpert, Shepherd Book, Serenity’s crew
Rating: PG
Word Count: 747
Spoilers: For Lost, 6x09 “Ab Aeterno,” general for Firefly
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don’t own these shows, nope!
Notes: This was written for crossovers_las for the prompt: “[character] is lost.”
Summary: Richard finds himself lost in both time and place, in space.

( No Man Is An IslandCollapse )

I had a really good month over at comment_fic. Lots of really interesting prompts and several new fandoms for me. I did some Lost, Chuck, Evil Dead, Lovecraft Mythos, even The Matrix, along with Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Leverage, Fringe, Firefly, Inception, Star Trek, and even some original fiction. It's a fic-a-palooza! :D Is there a mood for "self-satisfied?" ;)

( Criminal Minds, Garcia & any, Garcia is an android/alien/whatever who can actually link her brain to the computer. The team knows, the higher-ups don't. Cyberware - Criminal Minds, Garcia and Morgan, PGCollapse )

( Lost, Polar Bear, anything really, I just want it to be from the Polar Bears pov. Fish Biscuits On the Brain - Lost, Polar Bear, PGCollapse )

( Authors Choice; any/any. Human Apocalypse. The zombies were just minding their own business when a great big horde of humans popped up and decided to infect them with antidotes and blast their heads off with primitive weaponry. One Night at the Dead Cow Buffet - original fiction, R rating for goreCollapse )

( Lovecraft mythos(/any); any; the stars are right. Hole In the Heart – Lovecraft mythos/Fringe, Olivia, Peter, Walter, PG-13Collapse )

( Supernatural/Leverage, Dean/Eliot, A How-To Guide to dating Eliot Spencer. 10 Things I Know About You - Supernatural/Leverage, Dean/Eliot, PG-13Collapse )

( Inception, Any, bracing for the kick... Fall - Inception, Cobb, PGCollapse )

( Star Trek XI, Kirk/Spock, Come! And kiss me when I die For life, compelling life, is in thy breath; And at that kiss, though in the tomb I lie, I will arise and break the bands of Death. -Egyptian Love Poem (Anon). Bond - Star Trek XI, Kirk/Spock, PG-13Collapse )

( Firefly, Wash/Zoe, He bought her a slinky dress. Slinky - Firefly, Wash/Zoe, PG-13Collapse )

( Evil Dead Trilogy, Ash, He finally gets the tropical vacation he's been craving, but the Deadites tag along. Deadite BBQ - Evil Dead, Ash, PG-13Collapse )

( Criminal Minds, Elle/Reid, she lets him play with her collection. Go To Town - Criminal Minds, Elle/Reid, Hard RCollapse )

( Criminal Minds, JJ/Reid, buttons. Framed In Silk - Criminal Minds, JJ/Reid, PG-13Collapse )

( Chuck, Chuck/Bryce or Casey, The Intersect goes a little wild whenever Chuck flashes more than once during a fight and it takes Chuck a little while to calm down and stop kicking ass. Fight or Flight - Chuck, Chuck/Bryce (or Chuck and Bryce, can be read either way), PG-13Collapse )

( Matrix/LOST, There's a glitch in the Matrix. Trouble Magnets - Matrix/Lost, Neo-The Island, PGCollapse )

Title: Immortals On A Train
Author: jaune_chat
Fandom: Lost/Heroes
Pairing/Characters: Richard Alpert/Adam Monroe
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,540
Spoilers: S5 for Lost with information revealed in 6x09 “Ab Aeterno,” S2 for Heroes, with background information revealed in 3x23 “1961.” Additional information about timelines pulled from Lostpedia, and Heroes Wiki (including The Ten Brides of Takezo Kensei).
Warnings: slash, long conversations
Disclaimer Heroes and Lost don’t belong to me and I don’t make a penny off of them.
Author’s Notes: Written for aurilly, who bought me at Sweet Charity. Thanks to brighteyed_jill for betaing!
Summary: Two immortals on a train have more in common than they realize.

( It’s such a prudish age we live in.Collapse )