| [There is a strange boy walking about, humming a tune that doesn't seem to make sense. Hmmm. He's also wearing these enormous golden rings on each shoulder- They look heavy, but he doesn't seem to mind. His hair is also strange. Who is this strange man?
In his right hand, he appears to be holding a fake mustache.]
♪ Grandpaaaa, your warm, loose hanging skin... it got caught in the oven didn't it, again?? But I told you- You bake marshmallows over the fire, not in the oven, you goddamn assholey moron~~♬ |