affixing googley eyes, being a part-time douche,
being socially awkward, commenting with 'lol', conversing with just looks, correcting poor public grammar,
dancing while driving,
death eating, discussing inappropriates in public,
drive-by photography,
eavesdropping on conversations, forgetting what tact means, grunting for 'good morning's, hijacking decency, hufflepuff orgies, living in wrong eras, pirating the music sea, speaking in macrospeak, spreading clitter, trappin' boobs, worshiping old dead men, writing like a scorpio