Journal created:
on 16 February 2002 (#469968)
Updated:
on 18 September 2025
Name:
Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office!
Birthdate:
9 September 1980
Location:
Plano, Texas, United States
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by 'knit', I mean 'kick,' and by 'sweaters,' I mean 'babies.'"
i_love_pirates and Incredible Hulk mood theme was created by me!!!. "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
—Theodore Roosevelt
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to at “the f word. It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word frickin, which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks.
Its meaning’s not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as: John’s doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun: I don’t give a fuck.
As part of a word: Abso-fucking-lutely or in-fucking-credible.
And as almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you can realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aw fuck it!
Trouble: I guess I’m really fucked now!
Aggression: Don’t fuck with me buddy!
Difficulty: I don’t understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He’s a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly…
FUCK YOU!
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