GOOD EVENING (OR MORNING), MY FOLLOWERS

I AM A KIND GOD(?)

I ACCEPT ANY FORM OF ADDRESS (EG. GOD, LORD, O' HOLY ONE, THE GREAT, CONDUCTOR, ETC.)

ALSO, CAPS.

PROCEED TO POST CAKE, COOKIES, TEA, ICE-CREAM, OR WHATEVER THAT IS AWESOME, MY LOYAL SERVANTS. ALL YOUR POSTS WILL BE COUNTED AS SACRIFICIAL OFFERINGS, WHICH, IN RETURN, I WILL BLESS YOU FOR. YOUR LORD, MANDY, WILL BESTOW UPON YOU THE WONDERFUL GIFT OF RAINBOW TEXT.

THIS IS IS MY GIFT UNTO YOU. USE IT WELL. USE IT YOTTA WELL. ABUSE YOUR RAINBOWS AS YOU WILL, MY LOYAL ONES.

ALSO, USE OF 'ZETTA' IS PROHIBITED. USE OF 'YOTTA' IS YOTTA ENCOURAGED.

FEEL FREE TO USE TAGS. TAGS ARE FUNNY. BE FUNNY.