martinicruiser, posts by tag: alternators - LiveJournal

So today my dear and beloved mother said "Time to clean up to put up the trees in the rooms!" followed by a collective "Aw slag!" from yours truly, brother dear and the parental unit. So mass cleaning ensued and I decided if we were going to be cleaning and dusting rigurously, I was going to rearrange stuff inside my room and give a good polish to my boys before my mini tree was installed.

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My dad found this miscreant on Walmart and decided to pick him for me. After getting himself outta his box, and exhiling Galvatron to my brother's room to keep Blitzwing company, the Dandelion of D00m proceeded to wreak havoc in my dorm.

The Jazz muse wanted to share the one 'lullaby' all the sparklings enjoy, because the Datsun twin and Rigie are picky about what music they'll sleep to. Song in question is Hikari on the Inspiration playlist.



Be warned it's very image intense!

( All Alt!Prowl wanted was just some peaceful time with his family. Apparently that's too much to ask around here.Collapse )

Title: Friendly Advice.
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: Mechseckz and no plot whatsoever.
Pairings: Hound x Mirage. Implied past Tracks x Mirage. Very vaguely implied Sunstreaker x Tracks.
Characters: Hound, Mirage. Mention of Tracks and Sunstreaker.
Summary: "Just accept you like the mech and shag him already".
Notes: There's no plot to this. I just wanted to write smut involving the Alternators designs, and a friend supplied the pairing. For those unfamiliar with the Alternators looks: Here be Mirage & Hound

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This thing started as Red Alert, then In the End by Linkin' Park popped in my player and it went downhill from there. Damn the 'wangst', the lyrics fit a bit too well the way Prowl thinks in that Alternators story of mine in regards to a certain mech. I uh... decided to play with green coolant/blood thingy this time. I didn't bother much with it, it's rather quick, but I had to exorcise the damn song outta my system.

( I've put my trust in you. Pushed as far as I can go. For all this there's only one thing you should know~Collapse )

mmouse15 sent me these this lovely gift a few days ago and they arrived today. In lieu of my brother finding out he could actually take bigger pictures with his cell phone I took some shots of these boys. Beware, it's image extensive.

( Welcome to the Jungle, Prowl and Jazz.Collapse )

Someone made comments about TFA Prowl having heels compared to the rest of the Autobots and that reminded me about the little fact Binaltech/Alternators Prowl has heels, too, and they can almost rival the infamous 'Seeker turbine heels'.

What better way to fight for the tittle of the ultimate heels than with a good ol' tap dancing match? I doodled Alternators Prowl but modified a couple of things because... well, the chest reduction I can accept and embrace, the 'not on his back' wings, however, I will not. If you're wondering how Prowl learned to tap-dance, we can just blame Jazz, as usual.

I suggest you play this while you laugh your ass off -I hope- watching the picture. I might color this one eventually, we'll see.

Lord of the Dance - Some song whose name I cannot remember. It's Transformers in Riverdance!

( And in case you wonder who won, Thundercracker did, because he's my tap-dancing mastah.Collapse )

Title: Alternator.
Rating: PG
Previous Chapters: 01
Pairings: Eventual Prowl x Jazz, others might come.
Summary: AU. When an unknown protoform lands on Earth, the Autobots rush to find out if it's friend or foe.
Notes: This is completely AU and heavily inspired (but by no means directly based) on the Binaltech/Alternators toyline. Jazz is a Mazda RX8 and Prowl is an Acura RSX (Not the Honda Integra, those have a different spoiler.)

Thanks to okami_myrrhibis for beta reading this for me.

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While a couple of fics get beta-read and all that jazz, have some teasers!

"Hey, glad t'see ya online," Jazz smiled a little, relieved to see at least one of the mechs online.

"W-Who are you?"

"Autobots' Special Operations Agent," Jazz tilted his head, hoping the other mech would understand he couldn't give out his designation just like that.

"An Autobot!" The other mech tried to stand up but found himself still bound to the wall.

"Hey, calm down. Ya're all still bound ta the walls," Jazz nodded towards the other mechs laying in the ground. "So, tell me your designation an' why are ya here and I'll take care of the bonds."

"I'm Silverbolt,"

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The Mazda indulged himself with a string of colorful profanity in English, French, German, Spanish and Cybertronian aimed shamelessly towards his adoptive sibling. As soon as he could have his hands free and within his neck's range, Jazz was going to pull a very good immitation of Homer Simpson with Prowl.

If you don't get the reference, you need to watch the Junkion's scene of the 86 movie!

I recently purchased an Alterators Sideswipe to add to my collection (I only have Prowl and Jazz right now!) And was told he's been sent, so he should be arriving soon!

Anyway, since I couldn't afford to get Sides and Sunny together I decided to get Sideswipe first because he's the hardest to find of the two. Unfortunately that means Sides is going to be twinless for a while and that's more than likely going to mean trouble! Prowl and Blaster Black Soundwave are already stocking up on whatever equivalent of Ibuprofen they use.

My brother and I were talking about the imminent arrival of the convertible Viper in question when his winamp began to play 'Dare to be Stupid'. And the image of Sideswipe dancing to it attacked me and wouldn't let go till I BSed something. And here it is. Emphasis in 'bull shitted'.

( Talk with your mouth full. Bite the hand that feeds you. Bite on more than you chew. What can you do...Collapse )

So, it's St. Valentine's and where I grew up it's a day when we cherish other things aside romantic love, like friendship, brotherly love, etc. It's not about popularity either, it's merely an excuse to remind someone they're loved and appreciated. And I love this day because I have the perfect excuse to give gifts to my friends. I see it as a day when I give, and I don't give a rat's ass if I receive. -of course it's nice to receive, but I don't expect to receive anything, bwahahaha.

Anyway! Rambling aside, my largest TFs -aka my Alternators and Soundwave- literally begged to have some Valentine's pictures. And who I am to say no to them? This reminds me oh so very badly how much I need a good digital camera.


You can see the rest of the madness in the gallery!

So, I decided to take a small break from melting my brain with 'secksy Dinobots' and a pole-dancing Ratchet. And I decided to try to mess a bit with the designs and styles of the Alternators series and color the way Prowl looks in my latest fic. >>;; I'm pretty sure I got a bunch of stuff wrong in those helmets becase my references amount to two blurry photos of the boxes, my apologies. Quick and cheap coloring ahead!

Alternators - Acura x Mazda luff

Title: Alternator.
Rating: G for now
Pairings: Prowl x Jazz, others might come.
Summary: AU. When an unknown protoform lands on Earth, the Autobots rush to find out if it's friend or foe.
Notes: This bunny wouldn't leave me alone until I'd start writing. This is completely AU and heavily inspired by the Binaltech/Alternators toyline.

Thanks to nkfloofiepoof for beta reading this for me.

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