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What better excuse to write porn

I found two new tables...

Ganked from citrus_taste but I have no intentions of contributing. I just want to write the tables. *laughs*

Two tables: First one is Lime... Second is Kink. As if I needed 100 more excuses to write porn.




The Lime Table
1. One Wild Night 2. I am the King/Queen of the sheets 3. Vampire loving 4. All about the games you play 5. Blanket hog (sporfle)
6. Reenacting my favorite fantasy 7. Romantic night 8. A little quickie behind closed doors (the possiblities) 9. No more teasing, baby 10. Come to me (fuck)
11. Jezebel 12. To live without is death 13. Nice and rough, or gentle and tender 14. Play house 15. Switching roles
16. Can't stop watching you 17. When the lights go out, lovers play 18. Shake that thing 19. Impatient Nympho 20. No humor in my tone
21. Phone fun 22. Intoxicated with your taste 23. Dreams do come true when I think of you 24. My fairytale 25. One more time
26. There's wicked thoughts under your eyes 27. Under the roses 28. Memories of love 29. The sound of your breathe on my cheek 30. Until there's nothing left between us
31. Last chance 32. You can't be turned away 33. To touch the Devil 34. Virtue is not convenient 35. The back of your hand
36. Graceful ends 37. Do you think you'd rather be with me instead 38. You got lucky 39. He always smiles 40. Only to deceive your senses
41. Because its my name 42. It's a way of expressing our humanity 43. I am the whore of Babylon 44. The chase is on 45. Silken threads of fate
46. A whisper, sacred and profound 47. So I can find God between your legs tonight 48. Meet me in the back 49. Think of all the things your hands could make 50. Wildcard!
51. The World is coming to an end, let's not waste time 52. Bringing down the house 53. I Gave my all 54. This has turned into a runaway train 55. Let me taint you (oh god)
Source: The Lime Table







The Kink Table
1. Comfort sex 2. Table 3. Flavored Lube 4. Bathtub playtime 5. Body oils/paints
6. The Net 7. movie scene reenactment 8. Shower sex (YES!) 9. Hideaway 10. To the hilt
11. Blindfold 12. Vanilla 13. Doggy-style 14. Food fetish 15. Dominatrix
16. Toys 17. Virginal 18. Waterproof 19. Knife-play 20. Vibrator
21. Choker 22. Honey dust 23. Medical Play (sceeeeeeeevy) 24. Spanking 25. Fingering
26. Harems 27. Orgasm denial 28. Anonymous 29. Rim job 30. Harness
31. Costumes 32. Anal sex 33. Double penetration 34. Animalistic 35. Blow job/going down
36. Threesome (YES!) 37. Grinding 38. Pornography 39. Position 69 40. Biting
41. BDSM 42. Vampirism (this is clearly my table) 43. Tantric Sex (requires research) 44. Masturbation 45. Voyeurism
46. Lap dance 47. In public (blushes) 48. Imprisonment/captivity 49. Leather 50. Wildcard
51. Violence/plunder 52. Vocal/loud 53. Quickie 54. Tattoo fetish 55. Sacred/Forbidden sex (laughs)
Source: The Kink Table (Don't Judge Me)