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[28 Nov 2003|11:54am] |
Alright, I had a dream last night, I'm not sure if it was influenced by anything recently, but I can say it was sort of Kill Bill flavoured. I'll get to that now I guess, since my intro is done and right now I'm just taking up space.
So this dream I had, right? There were a bunch of people, and as usual I don't know any of them, so we'll just call them "random soon-to-be-dead people", but I might be getting ahead of myself there. It's almost like a gameshow, because to one side there's a guy with a microphone, and I guess I'm the guy with the camera and sword, mostly the sword though, camera's don't make good weapons.
So anyway, moving along, I swing the sword at someone's head, goes right through them, so I backtrack and do it again, goes right through "like buttah" I said. And you know how in the cartoons, how when they get sliced up the sections sort of slide apart and fall to the ground? That happened, it was funny until someone said "OH MY GOD, WE'RE NOT DREAMING!" and that's when I sort of went on a killing spree. There were people everywhere, every single room I went in to was just lined with people, so thick that in some rooms I'd just run in with my sword at my side, and slice everyone in half just be running around. So we do that, I've got my ginzu action going, a few more people get sliced up like in the cartoons, when someone screams, I kid you not, "Save me from the disembodied doll heads!". At this point, I cease being a spree killer, and suddenly become the "saviour" of this one woman who is stuck in a room I had already been in, judging by the bodies laying around. And low and behold, on either side of her are two giant doll heads, and as the saviour, what do I do?
No, I don't slice them up, I drop kick them, straight out of the world wrestling federation. One on the left, I run, dropkick, head explodes. On the right, same deal, head explodes, and the girl is saved! At this point, I realize that I'm a maniacal spree killer though, or atleast killing in the name of television which I figure is a noble cause anyway, so I draw a tic-tac-toe box into her with my weapon of choice. At this point I go back to the room we started out in, I should mention that they were all rooms at random, I can't tell you where it was exactly, and I talk to the guy with the microphone and he's like "HOORAY! You won a sword!"
And I was like "neat!" .. but I already had a sword, so I don't get it.
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