Fic List
The tags on my journal are horribly out of date since I never use them, so here is a list of all the fic, drabbles and ficlets I've written.
Fics and drabbles are sorted by main pairing (other pairings are listed as well); ficlets are just all lumped together at the end. Some of these are older (and worse) than others, so keep that in mind. None of them depict situations that are real - these are all a product of my imagination. The characters depicted belong to whoever holds the copyrights, not me. All of these fics do belong to me, however, so please ask if you would like to archive them. Feedback and concrit are always welcome.
another note: for now, all my fic is flocked. i'm not on lj anymore, but you can find most of these stories on AO3 as well.
if you would like to make podfic of my fic - please ask! most likely I'll say yes, and if you do, I would love a link to the podfic so that I can post it for everyone to appreciate!
much of my fic can also be found at Archive of Our Own, if you'd prefer to read it there.
Non-footie Fic
Quidditch Weekly Extra - PG. Football Weekly Extra gen. AU. Written for Yuletide 2012.
Nine Fathoms Deep - PG. Finnick Odair gen The Hunger Games
My Love Don't Cost a Thing - R. John Isner/Feliciano Lopez, John Isner/Andy Roddick.
Lycanthropy as a Clumsy Metaphor - PG. Andy Murray/Novak Djokovic. Tennis RPS. AU. Sequel to Dearly Love a Wolf.
Lacking the Vocabulary- NC-17 (!) L. James/ D. Wade. Basketball RPS. note: this is flocked, if you would like to read it please please let me know and I'll be happy to friend you! I'm just a little worried about about making this entry public and having it picked up on google, but I would hate to deprive anyone of fic. :)
Dearly Love a Wolf - PG-13. Andy Murray/Novak Djokovic. Tennis RPS. AU.
April Snow - G. Anne Elliot/Captain Wentworth, Jane Austen's Persuasion. Written for Yuletide 2009.
Words to Live By - PG. Tony Stark/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man movieverse. podfic by
cantarina1 can be found here.
The Fundamentals of the Sport - PG-13. An unfinished, only slightly edited novella. Sort-of baseball RPS. flocked.
Tim Howard/Landon Donovan
The Popularization of Soccer - PG-13 for language.
Americans Abroad - PG-13 for language.
Contraband - PG-13 for language.
David Villa/David Silva
Introductory Italian - PG-13. Future fic.
So Many Foreign Roads - PG-13 for language. Amnesia fic.
untitled fantasy ficlet - PG-13. AU. more fic and semi-porn in the comments.
Lessons Learned - PG. self-indulgent, emotional porn.
Reconstruction - PG-13 for language.
Protection Detail - PG-13 for violence. AU. crossover with Major League Baseball.
Western Winter - PG-13 for language. AU.
Unintentional Love Stories - PG-13 for language. Also David Villa/Fernando Morientes.
Three Words We Never Say - PG-13 for language.
Five superpowers David Villa wished he had - PG-13. AU, crossover with Iron Man movieverse and Spider-Man comics. Character death.
short and not at all sweet - PG-13 for language. ficlet.
Games - PG.
Bittersweet Without the Sweet - G. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul
Enter Maravilla - PG-13 for violence. crossover with Marvel comics, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark.
Celestial Bodies - PG 13. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul
This Isn't a Love Story - PG-13. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul.
Dragon's Heart
- R for violence. (actually David Villa/David Silva/Fernando Morientes). AU. this is a repost; the comm where this fic was originally posted has been deleted.
Away Games - PG.
And Goliath - PG-13.
David Villa/Fernando Morientes
Sunset Over Yesterday - PG.
Seven Nine - PG. hints at Raul/Mori.
You, Me and Anna Karenina - PG-13. AU.
Good Thing - PG. hints at Raul/Mori.
Raul Gonzalez/Fernando Morientes
357 Kilometers - PG.
La Guerra - R for violence. AU. Also includes Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres and slight David Villa/David Silva.
Untitled - PG-13. AU.
Omissions - PG.
Heartbeats - PG.
Rain - PG. Also Raul/Figo.
Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres
Five Things Fernando Torres Has Tried Desperately to Repress - R.
High Ground - PG-13. future fic.
Today and Yesterday - PG-13.
Two AUs - PG-13. AU.
50 Sentences - PG.
Naranjas - PG -13. AU.
5 Ways Sergio Fell in Love with Fernando and 5 Ways Fernando Broke Sergio's Heart - PG.
Waiting - PG-13. Implied Iker/Raul.
Te Quiero Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - PG-13.
Sueños - PG. Also Raul/Figo.
David Villa gen fic
Untitled - PG.
Team Bonding - PG. Also has Xabi Alonso and Fernando Torres.
Mile High Club - PG. Also has Puyol and implied Fernando Morientes/Raul.
Miscellaneous Footie Fic
Longest Way Round - PG-13. Jesus Navas/Sergio Ramos. written fo
cornerflag.
The Actor's Ruse: In which our hero learns of the importance of a good grounding in physical chemistry and proves his loyalty to the French cause - R-ish. Jens Lehmann/Freddie Ljungberg. AU.
Trains Run On Time - NC-17. Mario Balotelli/Roberto Mancini. written focornerflag.
The Best Thing About Being a Woman is the Prerogative to Have a Little Fun - R. Mesut Ozil/Sami Khedira. genderswap fic.
the greatest of all time - PG. Diego Maradona/Pele, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo. with Kun and Carlos Tevez. crack.
It's a Love Story (Baby Just Say Yes) - PG. Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi. AU.
Settling In - PG. Park Ji-Sung/Patrice Evra. AU.
A Little Less Conversation - PG-13 for language. Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaka
best you ever had, or five times Leo Messi surprised Cristiano Ronaldo - PG-13 for language. Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi.
Home - PG. Sergio Ramos/Jesus Navas
Mixing Metaphors Like Watercolors - R. Kaka/Sheva.
A Couple of Geniuses - PG-13. David Villa/Leo Messi, shameless AU.
Silver and Gold - PG. Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro.
And Your Little Dog, Too - PG. Sergio Ramos, Jose Mourinho, Cesc, Nesta, Zlatan, among others. Crack. this is a repost, the comm where this fic was originally posted was deleted.
Belief - PG. Kaka/Sheva.
4 Times Cristiano Ronaldo Came Dangerously Close to Being Killed - PG. C Ronaldo, Jamie Carragher, Kaka, Rooney, Figo.
New Year's Fic - PG-13. Kun Aguero/Carles Puyol, James McFadden/Shunsuke Nakamura
Plant AU - PG-13. AU. Crack. David Villa, Steven Gerrard, Cesc, Xabi Alonso, Iker Casillas.
Victories and Defeats - PG-13. Miguel Torres/Fabio Cannavaro, Cannavaro/Buffon.
Imperfections - PG. Sheva/Kaka.
Three English Drabbles - PG. Drabbles (obviously.) David Beckham, Alan Smith, Michael Owen.
Faith - PG. Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro, Raul Gonzalez/Iker Casillas.
5 Conversations That Took Place in the Real Madrid Locker Last Year - PG-13. Iker/David Beckham, Sergio Ramos, Zizou, Raul/Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Guti.
Untitled - PG. Kaka/Sheva. Drabble.
Original Stuff
A story in three parts
Untitled
Untitled
Ficlets and mini-AUs
and nobody, nobody knows - one-sided Cesc/Robin van Persie.
the college experience - David Silva/David Villa. AU.
Diego Maradona crack fic - David Silva, Cesc, Carlos Tevez. various pairings implied.
chat fic - Bojan Krkic/Francesco Totti.
AU ficlets - David Villa/David Silva, soulbonding AU and Olympic gods AU fragments.
AU prompts - in the comments. multiple pairings, including David Villa/David Silva, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres and Pep/Mou.
@elguaje - twitter ficlets and more! pairings include: David Villa/David Silva, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos, and more. more fic is in the comments. co-written with![[info]](https://nahco3.livejournal.com/../../img/userinfo.gif?v=3)
ashirbaad nd acchikocchi
English workbook ficlet - Ji-Sung Park/Patrice Evra
Coming out ficlets - Cristiano Ronaldo/Ruud van Nistelrooy, Sergio Ramos, Raul/Fernando Morientes, Zlatan/Alesandro Nesta implied.
Works in progress - David Villa/David Silva, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi
Assorted five things responses - David Villa/David Silva, Juan Mata, Alexis
Ten Ten Word Ficlets - David Villa/David Silva
Unfinished fic - Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro, David Villa/David Silva
some mini-AUs - David Villa/David Silva, David Villa/Iker Casillas, David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas
More mini-AUs - Iker/Raul, Ryan Giggs, Guti, Gila/Luca Toni, David Silva/David Villa, one sided
Raul/Mori ficlet - PG.
Halloween Mini AUs (in comments) - Gattuso, C Ronaldo, Arsene Wenger, Raul/Mori, Iker, Figo, Ronaldo, Jose Mourinho, David Albelda
Even more mini-AUs (in comments) - Kaka, Sheva, David Albelda.
Fics and drabbles are sorted by main pairing (other pairings are listed as well); ficlets are just all lumped together at the end. Some of these are older (and worse) than others, so keep that in mind. None of them depict situations that are real - these are all a product of my imagination. The characters depicted belong to whoever holds the copyrights, not me. All of these fics do belong to me, however, so please ask if you would like to archive them. Feedback and concrit are always welcome.
another note: for now, all my fic is flocked. i'm not on lj anymore, but you can find most of these stories on AO3 as well.
if you would like to make podfic of my fic - please ask! most likely I'll say yes, and if you do, I would love a link to the podfic so that I can post it for everyone to appreciate!
much of my fic can also be found at Archive of Our Own, if you'd prefer to read it there.
Non-footie Fic
Quidditch Weekly Extra - PG. Football Weekly Extra gen. AU. Written for Yuletide 2012.
Nine Fathoms Deep - PG. Finnick Odair gen The Hunger Games
My Love Don't Cost a Thing - R. John Isner/Feliciano Lopez, John Isner/Andy Roddick.
Lycanthropy as a Clumsy Metaphor - PG. Andy Murray/Novak Djokovic. Tennis RPS. AU. Sequel to Dearly Love a Wolf.
Lacking the Vocabulary- NC-17 (!) L. James/ D. Wade. Basketball RPS. note: this is flocked, if you would like to read it please please let me know and I'll be happy to friend you! I'm just a little worried about about making this entry public and having it picked up on google, but I would hate to deprive anyone of fic. :)
Dearly Love a Wolf - PG-13. Andy Murray/Novak Djokovic. Tennis RPS. AU.
April Snow - G. Anne Elliot/Captain Wentworth, Jane Austen's Persuasion. Written for Yuletide 2009.
Words to Live By - PG. Tony Stark/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man movieverse. podfic by
cantarina1 can be found here.The Fundamentals of the Sport - PG-13. An unfinished, only slightly edited novella. Sort-of baseball RPS. flocked.
Tim Howard/Landon Donovan
The Popularization of Soccer - PG-13 for language.
Americans Abroad - PG-13 for language.
Contraband - PG-13 for language.
David Villa/David Silva
Introductory Italian - PG-13. Future fic.
So Many Foreign Roads - PG-13 for language. Amnesia fic.
untitled fantasy ficlet - PG-13. AU. more fic and semi-porn in the comments.
Lessons Learned - PG. self-indulgent, emotional porn.
Reconstruction - PG-13 for language.
Protection Detail - PG-13 for violence. AU. crossover with Major League Baseball.
Western Winter - PG-13 for language. AU.
Unintentional Love Stories - PG-13 for language. Also David Villa/Fernando Morientes.
Three Words We Never Say - PG-13 for language.
Five superpowers David Villa wished he had - PG-13. AU, crossover with Iron Man movieverse and Spider-Man comics. Character death.
short and not at all sweet - PG-13 for language. ficlet.
Games - PG.
Bittersweet Without the Sweet - G. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul
Enter Maravilla - PG-13 for violence. crossover with Marvel comics, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark.
Celestial Bodies - PG 13. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul
This Isn't a Love Story - PG-13. Implied David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Mori/Raul.
Dragon's Heart
- R for violence. (actually David Villa/David Silva/Fernando Morientes). AU. this is a repost; the comm where this fic was originally posted has been deleted.
Away Games - PG.
And Goliath - PG-13.
David Villa/Fernando Morientes
Sunset Over Yesterday - PG.
Seven Nine - PG. hints at Raul/Mori.
You, Me and Anna Karenina - PG-13. AU.
Good Thing - PG. hints at Raul/Mori.
Raul Gonzalez/Fernando Morientes
357 Kilometers - PG.
La Guerra - R for violence. AU. Also includes Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres and slight David Villa/David Silva.
Untitled - PG-13. AU.
Omissions - PG.
Heartbeats - PG.
Rain - PG. Also Raul/Figo.
Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres
Five Things Fernando Torres Has Tried Desperately to Repress - R.
High Ground - PG-13. future fic.
Today and Yesterday - PG-13.
Two AUs - PG-13. AU.
50 Sentences - PG.
Naranjas - PG -13. AU.
5 Ways Sergio Fell in Love with Fernando and 5 Ways Fernando Broke Sergio's Heart - PG.
Waiting - PG-13. Implied Iker/Raul.
Te Quiero Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - PG-13.
Sueños - PG. Also Raul/Figo.
David Villa gen fic
Untitled - PG.
Team Bonding - PG. Also has Xabi Alonso and Fernando Torres.
Mile High Club - PG. Also has Puyol and implied Fernando Morientes/Raul.
Miscellaneous Footie Fic
Longest Way Round - PG-13. Jesus Navas/Sergio Ramos. written fo
cornerflag.The Actor's Ruse: In which our hero learns of the importance of a good grounding in physical chemistry and proves his loyalty to the French cause - R-ish. Jens Lehmann/Freddie Ljungberg. AU.
Trains Run On Time - NC-17. Mario Balotelli/Roberto Mancini. written fo
cornerflag.The Best Thing About Being a Woman is the Prerogative to Have a Little Fun - R. Mesut Ozil/Sami Khedira. genderswap fic.
the greatest of all time - PG. Diego Maradona/Pele, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo. with Kun and Carlos Tevez. crack.
It's a Love Story (Baby Just Say Yes) - PG. Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi. AU.
Settling In - PG. Park Ji-Sung/Patrice Evra. AU.
A Little Less Conversation - PG-13 for language. Cristiano Ronaldo/Kaka
best you ever had, or five times Leo Messi surprised Cristiano Ronaldo - PG-13 for language. Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi.
Home - PG. Sergio Ramos/Jesus Navas
Mixing Metaphors Like Watercolors - R. Kaka/Sheva.
A Couple of Geniuses - PG-13. David Villa/Leo Messi, shameless AU.
Silver and Gold - PG. Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro.
And Your Little Dog, Too - PG. Sergio Ramos, Jose Mourinho, Cesc, Nesta, Zlatan, among others. Crack. this is a repost, the comm where this fic was originally posted was deleted.
Belief - PG. Kaka/Sheva.
4 Times Cristiano Ronaldo Came Dangerously Close to Being Killed - PG. C Ronaldo, Jamie Carragher, Kaka, Rooney, Figo.
New Year's Fic - PG-13. Kun Aguero/Carles Puyol, James McFadden/Shunsuke Nakamura
Plant AU - PG-13. AU. Crack. David Villa, Steven Gerrard, Cesc, Xabi Alonso, Iker Casillas.
Victories and Defeats - PG-13. Miguel Torres/Fabio Cannavaro, Cannavaro/Buffon.
Imperfections - PG. Sheva/Kaka.
Three English Drabbles - PG. Drabbles (obviously.) David Beckham, Alan Smith, Michael Owen.
Faith - PG. Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro, Raul Gonzalez/Iker Casillas.
5 Conversations That Took Place in the Real Madrid Locker Last Year - PG-13. Iker/David Beckham, Sergio Ramos, Zizou, Raul/Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Guti.
Untitled - PG. Kaka/Sheva. Drabble.
Original Stuff
A story in three parts
Untitled
Untitled
Ficlets and mini-AUs
and nobody, nobody knows - one-sided Cesc/Robin van Persie.
the college experience - David Silva/David Villa. AU.
Diego Maradona crack fic - David Silva, Cesc, Carlos Tevez. various pairings implied.
chat fic - Bojan Krkic/Francesco Totti.
AU ficlets - David Villa/David Silva, soulbonding AU and Olympic gods AU fragments.
AU prompts - in the comments. multiple pairings, including David Villa/David Silva, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres and Pep/Mou.
@elguaje - twitter ficlets and more! pairings include: David Villa/David Silva, Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos, and more. more fic is in the comments. co-written with
ashirbaad nd acchikocchiEnglish workbook ficlet - Ji-Sung Park/Patrice Evra
Coming out ficlets - Cristiano Ronaldo/Ruud van Nistelrooy, Sergio Ramos, Raul/Fernando Morientes, Zlatan/Alesandro Nesta implied.
Works in progress - David Villa/David Silva, Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi
Assorted five things responses - David Villa/David Silva, Juan Mata, Alexis
Ten Ten Word Ficlets - David Villa/David Silva
Unfinished fic - Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres, Iker Casillas/Fabio Cannavaro, David Villa/David Silva
some mini-AUs - David Villa/David Silva, David Villa/Iker Casillas, David Villa/Fernando Morientes, Iker Casillas/Cesc Fabregas
More mini-AUs - Iker/Raul, Ryan Giggs, Guti, Gila/Luca Toni, David Silva/David Villa, one sided
Raul/Mori ficlet - PG.
Halloween Mini AUs (in comments) - Gattuso, C Ronaldo, Arsene Wenger, Raul/Mori, Iker, Figo, Ronaldo, Jose Mourinho, David Albelda
Even more mini-AUs (in comments) - Kaka, Sheva, David Albelda.
