Stay away from SatAM!
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So, uh, apparently someone is trying to revive that old project of Ben Hurst, where they make a movie for one of my all-time favorite cartoons. I should feel happy about this, but I'm finding myself filled with only bitterness.
See, I don't mind the games. They're okay. Sonic X was fairly 'meh', in the sense that it was nice eye candy but not much else. But Archie comics? HATE. I hate them with such a burning passion that just seeing the cover in a store fills me with RAGE. While it's nice that they finally ditched Ken Penders, he's already urinated all over the comic. No one is gonna get that smell out.
And so now they're gonna do the same to SatAM?
But I can look on the bright side. It probably won't even make it to production, as Sega'll most likely refuse to give its support. That'd be nice. Or maybe it's a big hoax! A bit early for April Fool's Day, but some of the best hoaxes took months to build up. Whoo, wouldn't that be funny!
Or maybe it might not be as horrible as I expect it to be. Maybe it won't be such a butchering piece of crap, dragging a series that managed to avoid such a treatment until now.
Or maybe pigs will fly out my ass.
So, uh, apparently someone is trying to revive that old project of Ben Hurst, where they make a movie for one of my all-time favorite cartoons. I should feel happy about this, but I'm finding myself filled with only bitterness.
See, I don't mind the games. They're okay. Sonic X was fairly 'meh', in the sense that it was nice eye candy but not much else. But Archie comics? HATE. I hate them with such a burning passion that just seeing the cover in a store fills me with RAGE. While it's nice that they finally ditched Ken Penders, he's already urinated all over the comic. No one is gonna get that smell out.
And so now they're gonna do the same to SatAM?
But I can look on the bright side. It probably won't even make it to production, as Sega'll most likely refuse to give its support. That'd be nice. Or maybe it's a big hoax! A bit early for April Fool's Day, but some of the best hoaxes took months to build up. Whoo, wouldn't that be funny!
Or maybe it might not be as horrible as I expect it to be. Maybe it won't be such a butchering piece of crap, dragging a series that managed to avoid such a treatment until now.
Or maybe pigs will fly out my ass.
