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The Difference In Strength Between A Boy And A Lion

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<center> please read all of the information provided below, or get the hell out. membership to this community is granted only after application and approval.
 therefore, apply. </center>

The official application is as follows:


Name:
Age:
Location:
Destination: [you interpret this for yourself]
Three Things You Enjoy:
Three Things You Detest:
Your Favorite Bodily Organ:
Instrument of Choice:
Weapon of Choice:

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Last five movies you watched:
Last five books you read:
Last ten songs you listened to:
Last three albums you purchased:
Last four albums you pirated:
Did you feel guilty?:
Three favorite artists:[not in the genre of music.]
Four favorite authors:
Your favorite play [theatre]:

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Most elaborate scheme to injure someone:
Most effective way to avoid conflict:

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Grade Point Average:
OR
Current Occupation:

SAT score:
OR
ACT score:

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Your Talent:
You are not good at:
Your Political Party Affiliation:
Why?:

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At least 4 pictures of you: [one must be for the sole purpose of showing us what you look like. The others may be artistically inclined.]

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Why do you think you belong here?:

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Please include all of the given information in your application, or you will be eradicated. Please answer truthfully, and intelligently. We encourage the use of spell-check. Internet slang is strictly forbidden in applications. Yes. Even "LOL."

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Thank you for applying to our community. If you are accepted, then you are probably one of the most amazing individuals on Livejournal. If you are rejected, than we ask you to kindly leave the community and never return. Nice try jerk offs.

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