I'm Terry. I was on tv once. At a Star Wars convention. Dressed as Jay, from, you know, Jay and Silent Bob. Talking about my breasts.
C'mon, tell me that isnt the coolest thing ever. You worship me.
Things that are serious business:
The Force, and wishing me it. Wyld Stallyns, and how they will align the planets and bring peace with their rock. The One: Buffy, Harry Potter, Ring, etc.