You know you've overheard that one quip, or quote, that makes you roll your eyes, snicker into your coffee cup, or straight up stare, and it's all been out of someone in uniform's mouth.
So, post them here. Post where you are, and what was said. Branch of service would be good, too. If the gender of the speaker, or the speakee (??) is important, throw that in there, too.