Snowflake Challenge #1 - Introduction
Jan. 1st, 2026 08:18 pmThe Icebreaker Challenge: Introduce yourself. Tell us why you're doing the challenge, and what you hope to gain from it.
Hi, I'm Petra. I'm a writer and avid reader, primarily focused on fanfiction and poetry, who will write damn near anything for a drabble or a limerick at a time in one of my many fandoms, and I currently have a writing offer open here if anyone has any relevant requests they'd like me to entertain.
I am still very stuck on Star Wars, but I have never been monofannish, so if something else on my list pings your brain, by all means, prompt me!
I don't write about my personal life much, so here's the tl;dr -- 40's, they/them pronouns, happily married, happily employed.
I like Snowflake Challenge because early January is dark and miserable in my area, and it helps to have something to look forward to.
Snowflake Challenge Day 6: Best canon
Jan. 11th, 2025 01:57 pmAnd a skull, recently plucked from the flesh, to be Yorick.
tl;dr watch my favorite episode of my favorite tv show if you like shakespeare shitposts
Day 5: Fandom has improved my life immeasurably. My dearest friends are people I have met through fandom, and they, in turn, have supported me through dark times and bright days, through learning about myself and finding ways to connect with other people. Writing brings me joy, and sharing my writing brings me joy. I have learned a huge amount about people from fans and fandom, both positive and useful. I don't know who I would be if I weren't fannish.
I used to think it was possible to peer-pressure people into shipping things Right, i. e. the way I ship them.
I was wrong, and an asshole thereby. If I fucked with you, back before I realized that was a dick move, I am sorry.
Let the people ship the way they want to. Maybe I think they're shipping it wrong. Maybe they think I'm shipping it wrong. That's just ducky. They leave me alone, I leave them alone, and we all have our happy fannish weirdness.
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In other news, I am tempted to reread the DC Comics story for which I coined the term identity porn (which has since been widely used to mean something that is not, in fact, what I meant by it), but I would be tempted to DVD commentary the beast, and my dear coauthor
Day 2: Fannish history: I first found fandom proper on Usenet under a different name. The first slash I read was Vampire Chronicles, just before Anne Rice burned the fandom to the ground and salted the earth. From VampChron, I wandered sideways into Star Trek slash and fell in love with
After that I fell in love with Star Wars, though I didn't write anything for it under this pseud, and then Les Misérables, where I acquired this pseudonym for the purpose of writing porn.
Everything after that is pretty well documented on my AO3 fanworks listing. Comics, musicals, novels, Six Degrees of Canada. All kinds of fun.
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I will happily write a More Joy Day limerick to be posted on 1/10/25 for anyone who reads this post and shares at least one fandom with me.
Kindly comment here so all my requests are in one place. Anonymous comments are fine, but please sign it with a name so I know who to dedicate your limerick to.
Are you up for a fest about getting Ahsoka Tano laid?
I'll try to create something
5 (27.8%)
I'll cheerlead
6 (33.3%)
I'll enjoy what people create
8 (44.4%)
I'm just here for the tickybox
12 (66.7%)
Should it start before or after the live action show in mid-March?
Before! We don't need no tiny-lekku woman
4 (22.2%)
After! More buzz, more hype, more canon, more Ahsoka!
4 (22.2%)
I'd say before if that was more than two months away but I need time to create
3 (16.7%)
I am still just here for the tickybox
12 (66.7%)
If the fest is after the show, when should it be?
May
6 (54.5%)
June
3 (27.3%)
July
2 (18.2%)
August
2 (18.2%)
September
2 (18.2%)
October
1 (9.1%)
Go whole hog and convince people to do Ahsoka stories for NaNoWriMo
7 (63.6%)
Have it conflict with Yuletide
4 (36.4%)
The only reference I can find for the release date. Possibly incorrect.
Snowflake Challenge: Resources
Jan. 15th, 2023 11:43 amAnd not the same runner, or very active anymore, but a huge help in times of trouble,
I have written so many characters as more queer than they appear, and I will keep doing it as long as I can make the words go.
Does this answer the question?
Snowflake Challenge: Introduction post
Jan. 1st, 2023 11:42 am- Name / Pronouns: Petra (Lemaitre), they/them/theirs
- Transformative Works Policy: Blanket Permission: if you want to do anything to my stories or posts that you would do in a fannish context to any other kind of source text, please do: podfics, sequels, remixes, critiques, DVD commentaries, translations, and the like are all fair game. I'd love it if you let me know. (Posted to my DW sticky post & my AO3)
- Current Passion Star Wars Prequels/Clone Wars with minimal signs of slowing down; always open to revisiting old flames, occasionally open to finding a new love
- Where to Find Me:
petra at AO3,
petralemaitre @ Tumblr
- Master List: Works at AO3
- Anything Else: My nonfannish joys include singing, playing music, and dancing. I dabble in fiber arts on occasion.
Snowflake Challenge 9: Brag on yourself
Jan. 18th, 2021 01:32 pmI definitely have themes that I come back to, but I also have a wide range of different stories that I've told over the years. I am proud of the breadth of my work.
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live from new york requires no canon knowledge to appreciate. It is fucking brilliant and absolutely hysterical, as a Saturday Night Live AU should be. The pining is wonderful, too. The most AU thing about it may be that there isn't a bunch of political humor in the sketches, either real-world or sect-based.
live from new york (87069 words) by varnes
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Yànlí/Jīn Zǐxuān
Characters: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Yànlí, Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Lán Jǐngyí, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Lán Qǐrén, Xuē Yáng | Xuē Chéngměi, Módào Zǔshī Ensemble, Junior Ensemble (Módào Zǔshī), Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Sòng Lán | Sòng Zǐchēn, Xiǎo Xīngchén
Additional Tags: snl au, is that ... a trope?, if it's not a trope it really should be a trope., Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, A Family Can Just Be The Staff Of A Popular Late Night Sketch Show, Pining, Getting Together, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, and they were ROOMMATES, Frottage, Light Bondage, could not be lighter or gentler bondage
Summary:
Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”
“You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”
He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.
“Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”
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OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.
There is also art by
Do you like companion animals? Psychic bonds? ____ Made Them Do It? Come write for Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia! If you don't want to read the canon, try this on for size instead.
I'm still trying to get the gumption to work on the Untamed psychic wolf story, which promises to be very long indeed.
Transfigurations by
Chicago's Most Wanted by
Fastening One Heart to Every Falling Thing by
What are some classics dear to your heart?
Snowflake Challenge Day 3, 4, & 5
Jan. 10th, 2021 09:09 pmInvite someone from your fandom to dinner. This is hard, because I like a layer of separation between myself and the creators, but I'll go with John Rogers, Leverage showrunner, because he seems like a great person to have a conversation with on just about any subject, and I love the way his mind works.
Day 4:
Goal: write the Untamed psychic wolves story I've got brewing, and hopefully something else this year.
Day 5:
Promote a canon: Sweet Mary Starbuck by Alex Sturbaum is stuck in my head today, and I think it would make a great f/f Five Minute Fandom for Yuletide.

Day 2: interact with someone new. My someone new is
Introduction, a podfic, and a translation
Jan. 1st, 2021 05:22 pm
Hi, I'm Petra here and
I run the Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia challenge, and I'm running it again this year, for all your psychic companion wolves Make Them Do It needs. All fandoms and stories of all ratings are welcome. This year, I'm looking at attempting The Untamed + psychic wolves, because I need Lan Wangji to pine with his wolfsister for over a decade.
Outside of fannishness, I live in upstate New York with my spouse and my cat. I define myself as bisexual of the variety wherein I am attracted to people like me and people not like me, or as queer, depending on my mood and my audience. I've dealt with some severe health situations over the last several years, some of which have been successfully resolved and some of which have not so easily dispatched. During the pandemic, I've managed to hold down a job, which is a big step forward.
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Other business:
My resolutions for the new year are: 1) be kind* (*especially to myself) and 2) have fun. Depression has made both of these things hard.
To tell you the truth, I'm relieved (Star Wars: The Clone Wars/Discworld gen, if you want to know what it looks like in my head) has been translated into Russian, for anyone who wants it. (