Well there's not much to say that's not covered in the journal. I'm just a guy who often finds himself in interesting situations.
Airports Used:
San Francisco International - SFO Oakland International - OAK Los Angeles International - LAX San Diego International - SAN Portland International - PDX Seattle-Tacoma International - SEA Harry Reid International - LAS Sky Harbor International - PHX Phoenix Goodyear - GYR Salt Lake City International - SLC International Sunport - ABQ Denver International - DEN Dallas/Ft. Worth International - DFW Love Field - DAL George Bush Intercontinental - IAH Will Rogers World - OKC Tulsa International - TUL Louis Armstrong International - MSY St. Louis International - STL Chicago O'Hare - ORD Hopkins International - CLE Columbus International - CMH Hartsfield International - ATL Orlando International - MCO Washington National - DCA Washington Dulles International - IAD Pittsburgh International - PIT Newark Liberty International - EWR New York Laguardia - LGA John F. Kennedy International - JFK Charlotte Douglas International - CLT
New Kingsford Smith - SYD Pearson International - YYZ Tocumen International - PTY Frankfurt International - FRA Munich International - MUC Charles de Gaulle - CDG Gatwick International - LGW Václav Havel Airport Prague - PRG Budapest Ferenc Liszt International - BUD Sheremetyevo 2 - SVO Incheon International - ICN Hiroshima International - HIJ Tokyo Narita - NRT Osaka Kansai - KIX Chek Lap Kok International - HKG Bangkok Suvarnabhumi - BKK Noi Bai International - HAN Da Nang International - DAD Siem Reap International - REP Soekarno-Hatta International - CGK Juanda International - SUB Ngurah Rai International - DPS Antonio Carlos Jobim (Galeão) - GIG Governor André Franco Montoro (Guarulhos) - GRU Ministro Pistarini (Ezeiza) - EZE Jorge Chávez International - LIM Rodríguez Ballón International - AQP Alejandro Velasco Astete International - CUZ Coronel FAP Francisco Secada Vignetta International - IQT La Paz International - LPB Mohammed V International - CMN Cairo International - CAI Luxor International - LXR Aswan International - ASW
"Nipples and Cocks"
Nipples and Cocks Nipples and Cocks Nothing tickles the palate like nipples and cocks
Lose your appetite for clippers and clocks by trying a tipple of nipples and cocks
Up with your T-shirts Down with your jocks Tempt your taste buds with nipples and cocks
Don't riddle your brow or rot in your box It's nicer to nibble on nipples and cocks
No need to be fancy or unorthodox Just try a plain diet of nipples and cocks
Nipples and cocks Nipples and cocks Nothing tickles the palate like nipples and cocks
"My Lover's Cunt"
My lover's cunt Is about four miles deep! I can reach in there With my whole hand. I can play in there For half-an-hour At least! And she Comes And she Comes
And she Comes some more! She floods my hand, my arm My bed With her come- And then- She comes again!
Then she pushes up From four miles down- She almost shoves my hand Right out- With just her cunt, Yeah, just her Cunt!
But I hang on, I play some more- And then- She comes Again!