duckie_monroe

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So the world is gonna blow up soon. This society is obsessed with blowing up stuff. The Army blows crap up all the time. And what about blow pops. We are teaching our kids to blow as well. It is sorry and sick when a normal everyday citizen can't go five feet without hearing a *pop* or a *snap* next thing you'll know there's a *crackle*. I just can't take it anymore. I want to tell the world...stop blowing stuff up! But does anyone listen to me...no they go ahead and destroy a village, buy bubble gum, light a fire cracker. We even have a holiday just to show the universe how much we love to blow crap up...July 4. Gesh people, get a hold of yourselves! Leave the cereal alone, step away from the bubble yum, let freedom ring for cheese sake! Can't we all just get along?

DM

duckie_monroe

Why do we have to tie our shoes? Why have shoes that give you more trouble than they are worth? I mean, gesh, first you have to loosen them, tighten them, tie them. Them you have to keep retying them due to bad dynamics of the laces. Then to take them off you either have to untie them and loosen them or you have to squezze them and fling them off your feet. It's too much trouble. Really. I say if Alby E. didn't believe in them then we souldn't either! Join the revolution. The Tieless Shoesters of America will stand up for the good of the nation against the perils of laces everywhere. We will prevail!

naturalrhythm

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Hi hi hi...welcome to the land where you've lost pretty much everything that makes sense...including your pants. Let's get this partay started! Join and you can post your rants, your anger, your giggles, your everything everypeople! Let's give it a go!

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