Guy Ritchie Film Slash

Written, along with one drabble each for Alice in Wonderland (2010), Sherlock Holmes (2009), Body of Lies/Dior Homme, and Inception, as a present for unsettledink. <3

Title: Rush
Fandom: RocknRolla
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Mickey's pushing him against the wall of their club, grinding furiously against him.
Note: This is actually kind of a rework of a concept I tormented Megan, Unsettled, and Vice (and possibly Scrap too?) with by starting it and then suddenly deciding it was crap and abandoning it completely. This happens quite a bit. But hey, here's a shorter version!

Roman feels the leather of the belt cutting into his wrists and arms.

My round-up post for unsettledink 's second comment fic war. The basic idea is 48 hours of mad, crazy, replying comment fics, no editing or second thoughts allowed.

Three RocknRolla fics, plus fics for Rango, Megamind, Body of Lies/Dior Homme, Sherlock Holmes (2009)/RPF, The Expendables, Kick-Ass, Get Backers, The Great Mouse Detective, Iron Man, Redwall, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Fics range from K+ to M.

Two Snatch/Inception crossover fics forscrapbullet 


Title: Match
Fandom: Inception/Snatch
Pairing: Eames/Mickey
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 162
Disclaimer: Only wish they were mine.
Summary: To be honest, he's having a hard time remembering that this is going to be a fight.
Author’s Note: scrapbullet says "BOXER AU" and I say "FFFFFFYESPLS" and she says …. "GO"
Here you go.

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Title: Five
Fandom: Inception/Snatch
Pairing: Eames/Mickey
Rating: R
Word Count: 925
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: Only wish they were mine.
Summary: He can land five measly blows on that skinny wretch.
Author’s Note: Written originally for the 'rough sex' round of the Kink LAS. All scrapbullet 's fault.

I've got a random assortment of fic here:

Some Sorter fic:
Title: A Shade Off / AO3
Fandom: Revolver
Pairing: Billy/Sorter
Rating: G
Word Count: 257
Disclaimer: Only wish they were mine.
Summary: He's not normally the one to do the laundry.
Author’s Note: scrapbullet said: There's laughter and kiss the cook aprons and Sorter mixing coloureds with the whites in the washing machine til his shirts turn pink, but then there's the fact that Sorter doesn't retire.
How could I resist?

And then there's a some of Ritchie ficlets in my last postcard round up - RocknRolla and Sherlock Holmes

Title: Guilt
Genre: angst
Rating: M
Warning: dub-con
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Johnny Quid deserved this.
Notes: Megan, this is what happens when you talk to me about Mojo angst without specifying which Johnny you're talking about. Also, I finally wrote belly worship guys! Sort of.

Johnny closed his eyes.

Title: Cocksucker
Fandoms: RocknRolla, Kick-Ass
Genre: humor, dopplegang
Rating: T
Warnings: IDK GUYS, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOME LANGUAGE IN HERE.
Summary: Archy finds a lost little boy and returns him to the warm, loving embrace of his devoted father. He is thanked kindly for his trouble. Also, Johnny is perfectly well-behaved.
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.

Archy looked around, trying to see anyone who looked like they'd just misplaced a child.

Just thought I'd share the Rock'n'Rolla fics that resulted from the comment fic war a few days ago.

Archy/Johnny, Johnny/Pete. Some fluff, some angst, some smut.

Inception/Rock'n'Rolla crossovers - Eames/Johnny/Yusuf. Mostly fluffy.

Post is a mixed bag of verses and pairings, but has loads of Ritchie. A little fluff, a little angst, a lot of kink. H/W, B/C.

And, last but not least - Idea – Snatch – Mickey/Turkish – PG-13 - 150

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Since every other fandom seems to have a kinkmeme, why not one for Rocknrolla? So here is rocknrolla_kink!

rules and prompt post
discussion and mingle post
questions and comments

Interested in co-moderating? Comment here.

Title: Junkies
Fandom: RocknRolla
Genre: romance, angst
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Archy wasn't sure which of them was the bigger junkie.
Note: I just. Guys, right now, I'm just. You know when you're just high on art and it hurts how much you're in love with the world in that moment? Yeah. Fic inspired by Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha.

Archy clung to every moment of Johnny.

I made some cute fanart of my two favorite pairings from Rocknrolla, Archy and Johnny Quid, and Handsome Bob and One Two.

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I'll be doing Snatch next!

Crossposted to rockn_rollas

Hi there - I just wanted to put this out there a few places where it might be of interest:

I'm offering several fics of 1000 words+ for help_pakistan in any of my fandoms - including Sherlock Holmes, Rock n Rolla, and Snatch (and if I manage to watch them in the next couple days, Revolver and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels), as well as a few other things. You can find more info here.

Pairings could be pretty much whatever you'd like - I can slash anything, it seems.

Bidding closes on Sunday, 29th, 1pm est.