ZOMG!

TGS #13 is up!

It's hysterical!

Watch it!

That is all!

Hello all RORers both holy and not and also to BSM!!!

I need two new holy relics voted on.

Okay, so Sam's pants are now holy, as decreed by One Jesus (Sam) and Girl Jessu (Paula)

here are the new ones:

The BIBLE--We don't have one WTF?! Part of me thinks it should be the Georgia Nicolson or Anita Blake books, but we need a physical manifestation, so I nominate Jenna Palensky.

Also, Beth Bargar (yeah i know some of you know her) has been told about ROR--and after getting over the initial fear of the crack of the religion. Beth wants to be Mary Magdalene.

All in favor!?

I think it's cool. But I don't think she knows what she's getting into MWAHAHAHAHAHA. But she IS my soulmate and I AM GOD, so I give her 80000000 votes in favor--redeeming some souls to vote with O_O ^_^

But she needs.....

The anointment!!

Anyway. Thoughts? Agree?

love!!

Speaking of which, Sam, I made a community a while back.

It's called Carlo Giombi for Ruler of the Known Univers.

Or cg4rotku for short (pronounced see-gee-for-ROT-koo).

I know it's a shameless plug, and that I'm plugging a fan club on another fan club, but if I had any shame, I wouldn't have made it.

I think I'll make an equivalent on facebook.

Hey

So cuz I was bored, I made another community.

Which you should all join. Cuz right now it's just me.

It's called "tht_newbooksmel" and you can find the link in my profile.

( Pictures from one unforgettable night...Collapse )

Okay, theres more, but I don't have them on photobucket just yet. I'll put some fun ones up soon!

Also: *attacks girls with BR Hair Clip that Started it All!*

BSM

oh man--I can't believe no one remembered that last friday was Sept. 15th (a.k.a. the anniversary of one crazy party which led to the birth of GABR) so this is my shout-out to the GABR girls. I wish I had pictures to post, but unfortunately they are still undeveloped on my camera....hehheh.
so anyways katlynn 'those can't be here', katie 'ow, ben rogo bruised my forehead', paula 'i like pastries...', and erin 'i'm so spazztic' (and ben 'BSM', of course)happy birthday to GABR and happy crazy party anniversary to the ladies.

hugs and kisses to all from elizabeth 'coooties'

TODAY!!!


JENNA WAS ORDAINED AS OUR BIBLE!!!!

MOLLIE WAS SWEARING ON A BIBLE, AND SHE USED JENNA!!!


So, Sherrick and I decided that we need a ROR Bible, so it is JENNA!!

YAY!!! *CONFETTI!!!*

Also, Hook is now the official ROR movie

I'm so sick of being teased at work about going to catholic school, going to church, overall just associating with religion. this one guy keeps asking me if he can be my personal jesus "the one you share your secrets and prayers with" It's so frustrating.

I hate living with annie because she's so angry and hostile all the time when she's got no reason at all to be so. She yells at everyone for the slightest things and it really has to stop or i'm gonna just lay into her. my grandma even had a talk with her today about it and told her that she needed to stop being so angry at everyone all the time.

I hate it how my parents think that annie and i appreciate being left with various relatives while they go on vacation all over the world. I don't know why they can't just leave us home alone, especially now that I can drive and everything. It would be good for all of us to know that i'm not an almighty failure as my mother would like to believe, as my sister does believe and my dad doesnt want to believe; that i can actually do something right for once.

I hate how death and sickness and destruction are everywhere. All of that darkness is pressing in on me from all sides. It's suffocating me. I can't stand it anymore. I don't know why people can't leave well enough alone. I don't know why my parents don't think that i need to know that my aunt is so close to dying. They don't think i need to know that the form of chemo she is on is only 60% effective and that the cancer is in all of her major organs except her brain. I hate how it's been 8 years almost to the day since my grandpa died and I can remember it like yesterday, how he looked with tubes coming out of his arms and face and legs, but i can't remember how he looked before the cancer got him too. I hate that I remember that my mother wouldn't come wake us up the night he died. he wanted to see his granddaughters again before he died, but my mother wouldn't drive the 3/4 miles home to get us, he died 3 hours later. I hate it how many of my friends feel sad and lonely and depressed, and how there isn't anything i can really do

I hate how I'm rambling to all of you on a stupid internet weblog. how i can't express myself outloud to anyone and how i've been telling people i've been fine and now have burdened you all with this super lengthy post of angsty-ness

I think i'm done for now...i don't know

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

TGS #11 is up. And it is wonderful.

SO WATCH IT.

Sadly, there haven't been any new Salad Fingers since January.

In case you're bored here's the links-
Salad Fingers- http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html

(Warning- Salad Fingers is really creepy. But hysterical.)

Teen Girl Squad!- http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

You have to watch both series in order or you will incur the wrath of something or another.

Just letting everyone know we're not dead.

Guess what!??!

I made a new icon!!




Real events!! Imagined consequnces....

read it all!! DO IT NOW!!!

*points at self* hyper.

Erin- Love the layout!

Except I'm Jesus' brother and the public face of Jesus and one of the three Jesuses.

I saw the one thing that could have made LOTR better last night in "Click"-

Sean Astin (Sam Gamgee) in a red Speedo.

*Dies laughing*

Hey, all.

Another crazy week now begins in the realm of BSM!!

I am thinkin' that ROR is the best religion ever.

I mean, we're only against two things: racism and homophobia.

So, as Sam and I discovered, we're homophobicphobic and racist against racists. :D

Anyway, I have (or, am in the process of) uploading the userpics that Paula made for us to use. If she made one for a specific person, that person can then just take it. Like, Sherrick would take his Black Jesus one and only he would use it, etc.

But the one about a Horeo is too good to NOT let people use. I mean, isn't that the point of a Horeo? :) *hugs Katie*

Am also in the process of making an icon of Ben in the cat towel you all put on at the partay at me grandma's house. Mwahahahaha!

Anyway. Carry on.

--God.

PS I'm gonna change the color scheme on here, too. If that okay?

so yeah tomorrow is annie's 14th b-day party

its a sleepover

11 of her closest friends *cough* all in our house

i had to call in reinforcments (i.e. paula and karleisa are sleeping over too so i dont go insane)

the lucky part is they are sleeping outside in tents and we will be in my room!

and the two other good things about tomorrow 1)scented bubbles and 2) pudgy pies

so yeah at work last night there was this creepy drunk guy that was getting food to go while i was on break and he kept tellimg me that i was gorgeous and cute and calling me a cutie to the other workers there (all guys!!) and then hes like im not a stalker or perverted or anything but i cant believe you dont have a boyfriend, and i quote "damn, if only i were about 20 years younger, id put the moves on you..." i was ready to vomit, but one of the managers came out and was like can we get you anything else sir? and hes like no, he winked at me and he left. *shudders*

ooh and i got a new cell phone, same number, just better and prettier,( though not the same as yours katlynn :-()

well got lots to do and so little time (actually im just procrastinating, oh well)

As promised, I made some icons.

So far it is just text icons, but I have about eight pictures I am working on putting text into to make icons. But this is what I've got for now.

Erin, specially for you:


Katie, my loverly:


Also for Katie, and possibly myself. Jesus' Mommy and her Harlet:


Ben, the reason we have GABR:


And Sherrick, our one and only:


Love to all.
If you've got one you want, lemme know. I'm open to suggestions, and frankly, a little bored. <#

-God's Girlfriend

YAY! its katie, not yay that its me but yay there is a ROR! comunity cult thing woot! hey what kind of fun are we going to have on here?
mwahahahahah!

Hey.

It's Erin!!

We have a new profile that I have added to, and I added interests!!

They're awesome.
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Sophie is on the phone requesting membership and she's giving me a better piccy of Ben!!!

w00tness.

love y'all.

*Wins at life*

So, I am officially the first Non-monator member!

*dances*

I have many a Gabr girls/ Blabr boys pictures.
Can you say 'the-night-GABR/BSM-was-created-at-MY-house'?
So, yes. I'll make icons.
Cause I'm just that cool.
That and I'm FemaleJesus/ SkankMary/ TheHarlet/ God'sLesbianGirlfriend/ SomethingElseI'mSureI'mForgetting.

And yes, the names all must be one word with caps.
*nods*

First post to ror_4_bsm!

This is Sam/Jesus/the BJ....P!/ex-chief BLABR until chief GABR Erin/God the Father dissolved my office and took it herself...now I'm just BLABR member.

This is a moderated community, so unless we know you and approve you, sorry, you can't participate in the TOTAL AND COMPLETE INSANITY that is this journal.