I don't really have the patience or ability to run a community. I'm just too stressed out with financial worries and shit, so I don't really feel like doing this anymore.
The Justice Monitor had gone through an extensive operation to jog all its memory and functions back. All has been recollected aside from its previous "personality". Although a computer has no personality, it is now back in operation.
On a more urgent note:
The moon has suddenly been set back into outer space due to an unknown cause. Reports of "giant, red figures with funny faces" have been turned in, but clues are scarce. Photos have also been confiscated, but cannot be sure if they are just a hoax or not. More information to be released.
Zaku has been abandoned by the Saturns. The Saturns too, were afraid of the Moon, and have fled when their princess came in through the door unharmed. Zaku was then taken down and set free much to the Heroes' disbelief.
Shino is incredibly bored because nobody loves him. Therefore, he has decided to quit the villain life and live a life of solitude. With his bugs, he carries out various tasks to help him with his comfortable lifestyle, and goes by the alias of "Kaoru" in the business world.
Your party arrives at the entrance to Onett woods. As the annoying shiny midget told you, the water surrounding the woods in a weird mote-like manner is obviously made of poison (it's purple). You use your magic +3 feather boots to hop nimbly from lilypad to lilypad until you reach a delightful "Beware" sign.
It would appear you arrived in the nick of time. Two young people scamper out of the trees, screeching to halt before you with a frantic look in their eyes.
"You have to help us!" One cries, his voice muffled by bandages. You ask him what is the matter, ready and willing to help as a good hero always is.
"Our friend Zaku has been captured!" The second sobs, teary eyes tearing at your heart. A panic grabs the party. You look around the group to find your comrade, but he is no longer there. The pair explains his capture by the Mr. Saturn people; Hell-bent on accusing someone of the capture and murder of their Princess Saturn. You know it wasn't Zaku, but you had to rescue him no matter what.
The young people tell you that the Saturn Castle is heavily guarded, and they won't let anyone who isn't naked and pink with a bow on their head inside. Determined to save your comrade, you strip of your clothes. Knockout Nurse is kind enough to loan everyone some pink, which you promptly tie into your hair.
You ask Zaku's friends to take you to the castle, and they gladly oblige. If you were dancing you'd look alot like this:
The moon is falling. Our heroes have 72 units of time to stop the evil mastermind before life as we know it comes to an end.
To start, a shiny midget bugged you and pestered you until you listened to her. She informs you that the Onett woods to the south have suddenly become flooded with poison water! You decide to investigate. COULD THIS BE THE START OF A REAL ADVENTURE?
I'M JUST A CROSSHAIR~ I'M JUST A SHOT AWAY FROM YOU~
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-currently walkin' around with a bag of stolen kitties and a mask on his face- Why aren't there much trees to put cats in? I thought it happened every day. -sigh- Maybe I'll just dump them in a manhole or something. -mutters to self, gets stared at. a lot-
damn cats