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Dear Friend.

It is indeed my pleasure to write this letter to you which I believe will be a surprise to you as we have not met before. I am deeply sorry if I have in any way disturbed your privacy and please forgive this unusual manner of contacting you, but this particular letter is exceptional and of very private nature. There is absolutely going to be a great doubt and distrust in your heart in respect of this email, because of the fact that, so many individuals have taken advantage of Internet to perpetuate their nefarious activities, thereby making it extremely difficult for genuine and legitimate business class persons to get attention and recognition. There is no way for me to know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and reach out to you.

I am DR. BENSON OBI, an accountant with ACCESS BANK NIGERIA PLC. The business I am about to introduce to you is based on sheer trust and with a Sense of purpose. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the sum of US$35 Million (Thirty Five Million,U.S. Dollars). The money left behind by late MR. DON EDGAR BUCKLAND who had an accident with his family on the 21st of April 2001. Mr. Don Edgar Buckland, his wife and their two Children were involved in a car accident in a remote village called Kuru near Jos in Plateau State. All occupants of the car unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy here in Lagos-Nigeria to locate any member of MR. DON EDGAR BUCKLAND'S family or even to locate his extended relatives without success hence I am contacting you in my capacity as his account officer to work with you before the management of our bank (ACCESS BANK PLC,) would get his account confiscated, frozen or declared unserviceable and convert this huge deposit of US$35Million (Thirty Five Million, U.S. Dollars) to their personal use as it is always the case.

Now the management has issued a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account frozen. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you to our bank as the next of kin to the deceased since you are a foreigner so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$35 Million could be paid to you and then you and I will share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you. I decided to link you to stand as Mr. Buckland's relative /next of kin in order to claim this money since you are a foreigner like him and I will like to invest my share in your country's stable economy.

All I require is your honest co-operation to see this deal through. I guarantee you that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate and legal arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of the law.

If you are interested in this deal, kingly get back to me through email with your complete information as follows: Your full name, your address, your Telephone and Fax numbers and your banking Particulars for the transfer of the funds (US$35M).

Best regards,

DR. BENSON OBI

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Dear Sir/Madam,

Compliment of the season to you and your entire family and I pray that may the almighty lord guard you and your family.

 

Let me start by introducing myself properly, I am SAMUEL EYADEMA, the son of the late Ex PRESIDENT of TOGO in WEST AFRICA, but now live in SPAIN where I am under political asylum, because a cross into Spain as an illegal Immigrant, I call you in respect of my consignment box in SPAIN, which I want you to assist me and stand as my foreign beneficiary to receive the consignment box over here in SPAIN, though my father registered the content as precious stones while the real content is ? 28, 550.000. Twenty-Eight Million Five Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros) which my late father deposited with a SECURITY COMPANY in SPAIN for myself and my mother, because my mother was his secret girlfriend, and Mr. JOSE-MARIA GOMEZ who was suppose to receive this consignment in SPAIN, Was demanding for 50% which I and my mother disagreed, that was why we have to stop the delivery to him immediately and search for another Beneficiary who can help us on this matter.

 

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"Christmastides in the Russian cottage." - Babelfish translation

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Why do I always get spam in Hebrew??
Babelfish can't translate it.

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