✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ (
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-03 02:23 am
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Okay I'm awake! I mean I was awake earlier but I had a headache so I kinda hung around and took a shower. I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S HOT WATER! ...wow I kinda got a headache imagining myself yelling that. At least I'm in better shape than last year!
Anyway, Japan, I've got your jacket. Sorry about that! At some point I started thinking that I need to change my identity for some secret mission. Don't remember if I was explaining myself clearly and I don't remember all the details as to why I thought I needed to do that but the point is I've got your jacket and I think your socks! Or these are someone else's socks. And someone else's shirt. Man I have no idea how I got these.
Still in better shape than last year.
WHATEVER I'M NOT REALLY HUNGOVER ANYMORE SO I CAN TYPE LIKE THIS:
How'd it go for everyone else? I really don't remember who I partied with!
[ feel free to have partied with him into the hours of the morning/have him traded clothing items with you. ]
Anyway, Japan, I've got your jacket. Sorry about that! At some point I started thinking that I need to change my identity for some secret mission. Don't remember if I was explaining myself clearly and I don't remember all the details as to why I thought I needed to do that but the point is I've got your jacket and I think your socks! Or these are someone else's socks. And someone else's shirt. Man I have no idea how I got these.
Still in better shape than last year.
WHATEVER I'M NOT REALLY HUNGOVER ANYMORE SO I CAN TYPE LIKE THIS:
How'd it go for everyone else? I really don't remember who I partied with!
[ feel free to have partied with him into the hours of the morning/have him traded clothing items with you. ]

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HAAAAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR AMERICA!
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Yikes ow-- HAPPY NEW YEAR! Sorry it's not as enthusiastic as I'd like, it's like I traded my voice away too.
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[ Grinning, yes he's an ass]
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[ BEING AN ASS ON PURPOSE IS EVEN WORSE ;w; but America isn't mad. ]
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Man you've got some skinny thighs.
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No way it's all muscle I've been working out and I can't even eat all the delicious food I'd like here and it's winter so I'm gonna get even thinner and I'll be muscular and hip and cool and you're just really skinny that's all!
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because Lolita's a newbie, so, might as well introduce her. Now, what magical, charming, seductive introduction is she going to use? None. Because this is Lolita - bruised, bloodied and beaten Lolita, and the only thing she knows how to do is stare. Which is what she's going to do.Staaaaaare.]
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You're not lookin' too good. You alright?
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I-i'm sorry! P-please don't hit me! I'm sorry!
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Hit you?! Why would I do that?! Wha-- I'm not gonna hurt you! Man I'm not even in the same room as you!
[ ...and yet he looks around his apartment just to be sure. ]
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[ America is not winning any Father of the Year awards any time soon. ]
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[ he figured he could set an example by curling in bed with the lights off and a cup of water. ]
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