Tom the Fanboy and the Mysterious Hatchet

So you remember my last post about the roof leaking right? Well keep that in mind as I tell you a story.



Last night, I'm sitting on the bed rubbing Vallie's feet and I notice something odd over on my trunk.



I sit there looking at it for a minute before I even say anything. My first impression (which turned out to be correct) didn't make any sense. So I asked Vallie if she had seen anything new on my trunk. Nope, she hadn't noticed it earlier either.



Someone, presumably the maintenance person that had investigated the leak in the other room, had left a hatchet in my bedroom. Not just that, but he had left a broken hatchet in my house.

My mind boggles. What was he doing in my bedroom? Why would he carry a hatchet up to check on a leaky roof/wall? What was he doing with the hatchet that would make him BREAK THE HEAD OFF!?

I am just going to leave the hatchet where it is for now and hope that it disapears as mysteriously as it arrived. Part of me imagines that this is some sort of Chinese gang sign, like telling me that my boss is dead or something.