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[07 Oct 2004|06:40pm] |
ASDD ME XPOSTEAD
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[02 Jun 2004|09:40pm] |
skinny birthc trined ta kiss me shit nope mmna
hobo amn laosves yuo x[popastesd
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[01 Jun 2004|05:49pm] |
Basics:
Name: hoboa m an
Sex: SYE amn!
DOB: i donet know tha ta shit man
Age: 40 sometihgn i think
Location: nashiocville
10 Bands YOU like: that one skinny btcih's basnd flok mosic and trsahc can bangindg
10 Movies:spsdmaner
What did you do last friday night?:fnodu a new pasir a shooes in teh trash cna
What was the last concert you went to?: yaseh
Opinions:
In your own words what's your definition of hot?:me
How do you feel about the straight-edge lifestyle?:i lsieke liqoru
Do you think pink is the new black?:im balck
How do you feel about PETA?:wahst the fuck sdid you just say
How do you feel about Britney Spears?:not sa shot at sme
How do you feel about Ashton Kutcher?:hot buitch
How do you feel about the term "SELL OUT" as in bands or people "SELLING OUT"?:yah
Other:
Promote us in 2 other communities and tell us what they are(we will check the links):
What will you contribute to this community?:me
Tell us a joke, a funny one:imb alck
How did you find us?:add me
Post 5 pictures of yourself:    
x aposted
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[21 May 2004|04:34pm] |
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i neede some moenhy so i can by smoe liker
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[27 Mar 2004|06:48pm] |
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bedtch comemtn on my hournal x poasted
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[16 Feb 2004|05:54pm] |
icon icon icon i made an ICON!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
bow down to me, bedtch. i'm the greatest.
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[11 Feb 2004|09:55pm] |
here are some of the wondermous vocab sentences i will be turning in tomorrow:
2. Susannah and I deprecated Hobo Man’s intention to buy liquor with the five “dollas” Jeremy had given him.
3. The convivial gathering of young people outside of the coffee shop soon attracted many homeless people looking for some money.
4. Instead of just handing over the “dolla” that Hobo Man had asked for, Jeremy found it necessary to have a forensic attitude with him until Hobo Man finally gave up and made off with…forty cents.
5. While Jeremy was doing his little jig for him, Hobo Man gave Jeremy a look of askance and then, he just walked way.
6. After Hobo Man asked him for a “dolla”, Jeremy demurred for just a moment before offering him five “dollas”.
7. Hobo Man was anything but an ethereal creature; there wasn’t anything heavenly about him.
8. Jeremy’s demeanor remained equable throughout the whole Hobo Man Adventure; he never once lost his temper with the babbling bum.
9. Perhaps Jeremy will be approached by even more Hobo Men now that Hobo Man has surely gone off and told his coterie all about his experience with Jeremy. On second thought, maybe not.
10. Hobo Man looked as if he had not shaved for quite some time; he had a very grizzled beard.
11. There was nothing perfunctory about Jeremy’s encounter with Hobo Man. It was obvious that he had been in the same situation before, but he never seemed to lose his zeal.
12. I was glad for Jeremy’s presence with us, just in case Hobo Man had some machination up his “sleeve”.
13. Hobo Man was very loath to hang around once Jeremy started dancing for him.
14. Most Hobo Men tend to be illusory when it comes to the purpose of your donations.
15. To support my above statement, Hobo Man’s mendacious response to Jeremy’s asking if he was going to spend the “five dollas” on liquor was, “NO, man!”
16. Writing all these sentences about The Adventure of Jeremy and Hobo Man is anything but onerous; as a matter of fact, I quite enjoy it.
20. Concomitant with Jeremy’s little jig for Hobo Man was his urgings to “Shake ya’ *booty*!”
sorry, had to edit the last one...master doesn't like the foul language.
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[11 Feb 2004|05:55pm] |
Holy jeebus!! HOTTTTTT!!!
Can I move in with one of you just so I can go to local Rory shows?!
::puppy eyes::
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[11 Feb 2004|05:09pm] |
i'm just updating to show off my newest icon.
<3 the jeremy
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[09 Feb 2004|04:22pm] |
It would only be right for this to be the first post
The setting is outside of Rage of the Needle tattoo shop. We see Jeremy and Hobo Man. The conversation goes as follows:
Hobo Man: *incoherent mumbles* abebebsyduskenci dolla seriuyv ertjhvu
Jeremy: what the FUCK did you just say?
change....I don't have a dollar, but you can have this.
*hands Hobo Man 40 cents*
Hobo Man: what you talkin' 'bout, a movie?
Jeremy: A movie. we're makin' a music video. This footage is gonna be on-
Hobo Man: In Lakeland?
Jeremy: Hells yeah *Hobo Man turns to walk away*
Wait. Don't just walk away. I just gave you...40 cents!
hold on. I gotta find you a dollar.
...come over here bein’ a jerk..."Gimme a dolla. Gimme a dolla." Don't come over here bullshittin' me. shiiiiit. you give me a dollar. I don’t got no fucking food, give me a fucking dollar...so I can buy me a goddamn taco! Shiiiit. Come up to me, "Give me a dolla" and walk the fuck away. "Give me a dolla." Shit, if I'm gonna give you a fuckin' dollar you gonna fuckin' dance on the roof for me.
Steffanie: Dance on the roof! That's a good idea!
Jeremy: I got some money...*digs through leopard patterned wallet* shit. I'll go get you some money. How much do you need for a meal? Like, five bucks?
Hobo Man: Yea
Jeremy: Are you gonna spend it on liquor?!
Hobo Man: NO, man!
Jeremy: You're supposed to say, "Damn right I'm gonna spend it on fuckin' liquor." I'd spend it on liquor.
where you from?
Hobo Man: Nashville
Jeremy: Nashville? What the hell are you doin' here then? Lakeland! I mean, what the- dude, do you think, do you think people in Lakeland are gonna give you fuckin' money? Everyone in Lakeland doesn't have any fuckin' money.
Susannah: Exactly. I am one of those people.
Steffanie: Me too.
Jessica: yeah.
Jeremy: You came to the wrong place!
Jessica: Are you sure you don’t want to be in our music video?
Jeremy: Alright, if you're gonna do anything, go to Orlando- downtown. You'll make money...sit there and like, do a little jig, do a little dance.
*high pitched voice* Ahhhh!
Shake ya ass! *does the shake your ass dance*
*high pitched voice* Ahhh!
You'll make some money.
*Hobo Man has left................with forty cents*
THE END
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