if i could run to some technicolour place

I dunno, LJ. I guess I'll have to wait till June to find out.

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, sleepingwgods

2. Thank you smallcaps for the cookie :3

3. Livejournal took away the free vgifts before I had a chance to send any AND IT HURTS MY SOUL. Just imagine I have sent you all virtual cookies.*

4. I have strawberry yoghurt and it doesn't taste like strawberry :|

*Please note: it may be that they are still there, and I am simply too stupid to find them.**

**This is not likely. I just want to cling to what remains of my hope.

Dear ABC,



Sincerely,

Pillow.

I was hiatusing for quite a while there. But, naturally, now that I'm sick I have to come back so I can whine about it.

New layout! I decided to make myself an Artemis Fowl one, because I have been completely obsessed with those books lately (more so than Supernatural, even). I'm afraid to go near the fandom, though. They're children's books. Bestselling children's books. Ergo, 95% of the fans are complete n00bs, and 99% of the fanfiction is either godawful, Artemis/Holly, or both. For those who are unfamiliar with the characters (aka all of you): picture Artemis/Holly as a twelve-year-old boy sleeping with a eighty-year-old woman who is only a metre tall. Because that's exactly what it is.

tl;dr Post comments telling me how awesome my new layout is so I can go to bed tonight with a swollen ego.

Because some unspoken, unwritten law states that it is impossible for me to post only once in twenty-four hours, I bring you:

1.


Why so lolarious, Ville? Also, is his left hand actually playing that piano or is he subtly giving us the finger?

2. Today I received this email, not once, not twice, but three times.

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IT'S TOO HOT. SOUTHERN AUSTRALIA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS WORST HEATWAVE IN A HUNDRED YEARS. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. THEY ARE PREDICTING FOUR DAYS IN A ROW OVER FORTY DEGREES CELSIUS. MY HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING. MY BRAIN IS GOING TO MELT. IF I NEVER RETURN, ASSUME THAT I DIED OF HEATSTROKE OR THIRD-DEGREE SUNBURN.

I HATE SUMMER MORE THAN I HATE BAD J2 FIC.

One spam I stole from buffyaddict13, two spams I stole from sho_sick.

What Kind of Serial Killer Would You Be? Your Result: Disorganized and Gain-Oriented   You'd be an impulsive killer. You'll murder when the oppourtunity arises, then leave the body where you killed it. You'll evade capture not through intelligence, but through constant movement. You won't kill for the person, you'll kill for material gain. Your goal is finance, not a psychopathic compulsion- but you have absolutely no problem killing as many people as necessary to get what you want.
Organized and Goal-Oriented
Disorganized and Hedonistic
Organized and Hedonistic
Disorganized Visionary
Disorganized and Mission-Oriented
Organized Visionary
Organized and Mission-Oriented
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