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HELL YES.

Did you know that there was a holiday song written, as a follow up to the Monster Mash? Well, if you didn't, you do now. I bring you an MP3 of "Monster's Holiday".

Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster's Holiday (Right-click, Save As)

Lyrics

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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas*



I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

(Short Music Interlude)

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

(Short Music Interlude)

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

What can I say... I love this song.

*Right click/Save as for the mp3!

Ok, so forget any previous Justin Timberlake posts because zonga and I have decided we love him. But the gratuitous sexin' going on during this HBO special is unnecessary. There's brief simulated fellatio and uh... exaggerated forceful humping.



p.s. Yay new icon and layout! There's way too much disturbing music out there for community to be so derelict.

Guess who bought the entire first season of the Super Mario Super Show on DVD?

oh yea. Be Jealous Bitches.

<3

The main problem I have with this song is that 18 does not equal 15.

How the hell do things like this get on the radio?

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...what.

But just wait until I rip my SWV and Total.

It has been far too long for no bad music. And this is actually by someone I like. But, damn, how did I listen to this while driving and not kill myself from laughter?

I bring you several songs from Ginuwine's Sophomore album, "100% Ginuwine." (although I had to quit listening to him entirely after this album. It got ridiculous.)

*Disclaimer: Timbaland is the producer of all these songs. Musically, they're great. It's the creepy lyrics that make for the hilarity.

Let's hope she remembers LAST NIGHT.
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Keep in mind, this is aimed at 12-14 year olds at the time it came out.
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Is "sexaholic" a word? This was the single from the CD.

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And as a bonus, Nas & Aaliyah

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You've heard of Justin Timberlake's new album "FutureSex/LoveSounds"? No? Well, here's the video for his new single "SexyBack."

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I feel dirty now...and not in a good way.

Oh, OK Go, you've won our hearts again...(not to mention you added to the Future Soundtrack for America.)

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For those that haven't seen Boten Anna...which is about a Swedish IRC Bot/Girl... http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php

And even if you have, GO SEE IT AGAIN. BECAUSE IT CONTROLS YOUR SOULD.


Oh, now I'm watching Boten Anna again...it's just so funny. Cause he looks like Fester.