witlessworm.com 5th birthday testimonials:

"Finally a forum that allows for the free exchange of ideas such as this that makes me proud that I invented the Internet. They may even solve the global warming problem one day." - Former Vice-President Al Gore

"Those hippie liberals aren't funny." - johntomczak.com

"They're idiots! They don't have a clue what they're talking about!" - Kevin McHale

"Five years? Man, I've got VD older than that." - Fred Smoot

"I Googled my own name and this was the first hit." - Johnny "Franchise" McWilliams

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"Have they made any money yet?" - Your Mom

"Yes Mom, I had to move to Bemidji to get way from the massive success of the website." - worm 1

"I wish I knew a talented web designer willing to work for fame and glory. plug. **cough**. plug. help!" - worm 2

"Man, I wish they would bring back Breakfast of Champions. I'm still hungry." - worm 3

"Umm, you realize that 'witless' is misspelled on the t-shirts, right?" - worm 4

"We're paying him while he's doing this crap?!?" - worm 4's boss

"Truth be told, worm 1 moved to Bemidji to live with his "partner" and away from our prying eyes. And you thought I was the gay one." - worm 5

"Hmmmm... I'm gonna have to talk to my lawyers about this." - An Actual Worm