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I just found out that for only $20,000,000 I can buy 498,000 acres of land in chile. now i just have to save Bill Gates from a charging bear, I could win the lottery, sell internal organs to rich people, rob people, get a job, gamble, marry rich elderly woman and hope she dies soon, invent something valuable, become a member of a boy band, build houses for hippies, become famous, become porn star, become president, sell drugs, rob graves, hostile takeover of procter and gamble, take over rich country, murder, embezzlement do something really dumb and hope it becomes a made for tv movie, become assassin for the rich and famous, expand the yumbox religion to include millions and collect "donations", save the earth from aliens, save aliens from the earth, get valuable hostages, get on 20 million dollar reality tv shows, borrow $1 from 20,000,000 people, or I could challenge jesus to a race around the world. then I'd have myself some prime real estate.
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