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YOU LIVE AND LEARN, THEN YOU DIE AND FORGET IT ALL

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so

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Name:zoefruitcake
Birthdate:Aug 5
Location:United Kingdom
Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting the punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs and then pimping their books. That's rubbish of course but it does wonders for the image of librarians.


Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive



Displaced person living my life through song lyrics in the West Midlands. I'm only happy when it rains...

I work too hard, don't sleep well, like my music live & love my telly.

I'm allergic to dairy in all forms, which makes life interesting.

I have obsessive qualities, especially where music, books and telly are concerned.


"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws." - Douglas Adams

A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-


Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all - John Maynard Keynes



There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval - George Santaynana


Don't judge a book by its movie


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