2am, awake
Sleep again for long dream time
Wake again, 2:10

6:15 I'm up
Sleepy, groggy, fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Driving on the pass
Windy mountain roads are fun
Unless mom is there

Time at work is slow
Get shit done way too fast, still
I'm like the damn Flash

Working on a sketch
Coworkers like to watch, and
bump the table, ugh

Dinner with Gabby
Birthday songs humiliate
But, hell, free ice cream

OUCH OUCH FUCKING OUCH
TOOTH IS TRYING TO KILL ME
OH GOD WHY WHY WHY?!

OH GOD TAKE ME HOME
SO I CAN PICK MY TEETH, PLEASE.
Oh, that's much better.

Livejournal , my friend.
I have no recent posts, huh?
Super haiku time!

Moving, exhausted
monsterbrain is a badass
helper, but not done

Heroes
I guess it's okay
Clare always has cool stories
I guess I'll still watch

Modern Family
Boring as all fuck
Stopped watching halfway through it
I almost feel bad

Glee
The gay kid is gay?
Shock! Wait, no it's not. Come on.
Why do I like this?

Destination Truth
Tut Ahnk Amun rocks!
The skunk ape? Not so much, yo
I want Josh Gates' cock

Unbeknownst to me
I rock at quarters, who knew?
I won, but lost too.

No matter how drunk
some friends are capable of
great conversations

Foam swords plus drunk friends
The fun will never end, no
I also rocked that

Straight bars are scary
But full of hot guys, leik wo
I had fruity drink

Wake up, splish splash, whut?
Poo water everywhere, fuck
There is no god here

Five hours to fix
Plumbers aren't even hot
Place still smells of poo

Brief lapse in judgement
Boiling water on the arms
Fuck fuck fuck fuck ow!

Shirtless and in pain
Chicken on the kitchen floor
Two messes to clean

Wash went bulimic
Thinks he's fashionable now
Three messes to clean

Can't tell what this is,
Are you playing a mind game?
Ambiguity!

On the plus side, though
Justice is sending me, for free,
PS CS3!

Four AM bed time
Six AM wake up, Eight too
Nine AM, fuck it


Lost ten pounds this month
So excited, can't deny
Got to keep it up


MTA smells like
soot and poo, bus people are
kind of idiots


District 9, my love
How sweet thy sorrow and strife!
BETTER WIN AWARDS!!


Whoever heard of
fast food salads, and on that
subject, how so good?


Sushi dinner, NOM!
Surprise song from staff, how neat
Fruit instead of cake


Asked out on a date
Guy who kept me up 'til four
Nervous, and yet stoked


Magic Mountain, yay!
Tomorrow will be fun, woo!
Superman Escape!

Bound to a wheel chair
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Excited, WUT! WUT!

Fuck graphic design
These wine labels all suck butt
I don't even drink

Moving friends boxes
One apartment to the next
Hundred bucks, pocket