Going through another box of my grandmother's stuff the other day:
ME: Mom? Why would you design hair clips to look like pink lambs wearing "X"-shaped pasties?
MY MOTHER: What?
ME: ( Check it out. )
MY MOTHER: What on earth.
ME: Right?
MY MOTHER: ...I don't think those are pasties, though.
ME: What else could they be?
MY MOTHER: But wouldn't they have to be...lower? And more of them?
ME: Congratulations, you just made it weirder.
I kept them, obviously. I'm not usually much for barrettes, but these are a must-wear for Easter.
On another note, I remembered today that April is National Poetry Month! Have a poem.
( A Second Childhood, by G.K. Chesterton )
ME: Mom? Why would you design hair clips to look like pink lambs wearing "X"-shaped pasties?
MY MOTHER: What?
ME: ( Check it out. )
MY MOTHER: What on earth.
ME: Right?
MY MOTHER: ...I don't think those are pasties, though.
ME: What else could they be?
MY MOTHER: But wouldn't they have to be...lower? And more of them?
ME: Congratulations, you just made it weirder.
I kept them, obviously. I'm not usually much for barrettes, but these are a must-wear for Easter.
On another note, I remembered today that April is National Poetry Month! Have a poem.
( A Second Childhood, by G.K. Chesterton )