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Siemmoc Eht Noij

Everyone is so busy and stressful.
Stop!
STOP I SAY!
I command it!
I thought this picture was amusement, so I randomly put it in.
As is my custom.



By the way..... ever heard of the truck/car racing game Big Rigs?
Reasons why it is the worst game ever:
  • The computer-controlled opponent vehicles have no AI and never move from the starting position, making even the description of the gameplay as a "race" questionable.
  • The game claims to have races while police chase you. There are no police in the game.
  • The truck you drive may freely be driven on and off roads without any loss of traction, straight up 90° inclines, through structures without coliding.
  • When the player's truck is put into reverse, it has no peak velocity; as the reverse key is held, the truck will accelerate infinitely.
  • Upon completion of the race, the player is presented with a large, on-screen trophy cup overlaid with the text "YOU'RE WINNER !"


My gosh it sounds so bad I almost have a desire to play this horrible horrible crime against nature.
And I simply can't stress enough how amusement uncyclopedia is, seriously go thee and waste time.
Anyway got work to do, essays to procrastinate, red lights to run and brothers to embarrass. Tah!

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