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Disabled Woman Set Ablaze in French Riots

No. Really. What. The. Fuck.

Seriously.

In honor, 'Hey Today's the Day When the Last Of those Lightsaber Movies Comes Out on DVD' I have a gift for all of you.

It's the trailer that George Lucas was going to use for Revenge of the Sith. A very rough first draft.

Romance of the Jedi

And, because this makes me giggle, a revamped trailer for The Shining

Changed the default icon for a few days, on account of that is how I feel ALL OF THE TIME.

I really hate that this journal has contained nothing but RL rants and raves for the past few weeks. But, that's pretty much all there is at this point.

If you've any fic recs for me to read when trying to forget what is happening in my life, by all means. No angst, please. grrliz, I know that you were looking for fic recs last night or the night before. Read any worth mentioning?

The thing is, in a few days, this will all be over. Rocky opens TOMORROW and it will be done by Friday.

No, no, no. No. No. No. No, Janet. No, please don't complain to me about the fact that the first time we will be using the sound system is opening night. I am aware of the fact that it's ridiculous. There is NOTHING I can do about it. So be a dear, suck it up, and show up for rehearsal on time, yes?

I have to go do homework. Despite the fact that I am just not going to class today. Just not attending. Shall go tomorrow, but not today.

I just had a nightmare involving, heavily involving Bed, Bath and Beyond. I was a wanted criminal but I still needed to buy all this bedding or else someone would kill Jack. But I kept forgetting pieces of the bedding so I had to go back in and out.

I was also Johnny Depp for a while, and they found out that I was a criminal because I accidentally dropped my library card.

And my Stats professor was there.

And a whole bunch of Japanese girls, that were playing some sort of reality television game. Like, they had to do whatever it was that was assigned to them in the least amount of time. The challenge was to get a job in the card shop in Wal-Mart, but, apparently, it wasn't going very well. Thus, there was killing.

Also, the Japanese girls and I put on a play, and there were pandas involved somehow.

WTF, SUBCONSCIOUS. WTF.

Link, link, link!

Hamlet by William Shakespeare (as told by the characters of Southpark)

So cute!

*pets Horatio*

The Two Towers is definetly the LotR movie that makes the least sense.

I love that Denethor catches fire.

*hates on him*

I also really love how utterly, unabashedly gay everyone is in this movie. Heterosexuality is for losers in Middle Earth.

Grrr...tTT!movie!non-flashback!Faramir makes me cranky.

I am completely unable to study right now. Which is a pity, considering that I have an Archaeology test tomorrow. Bugger. I'll guess I'll put off doing my article tomorrow afternoon and study instead. Whatever.

Oh man, another 5 minute long montage of New Zealand prettiness.

I hope that PJ uses as much slow-motion in King Kong as he did in LotR. Giant apes are SO MUCH BETTER when they are moving slowly.

One of my favorite parts of this movie is how Eowyn thinks that Legolas and Aragorn are a thing. Because Legolas gives him the Evenstar, and she's watching and they're doing the whole 'communicate our love with our eyes and posture' thing and she catches them. She knows what's up.



I need to go to bed.

I hate Theoden in this movie. I love hating him. I want Legolas to knock him down and spit on him.

Where was Gondor?! Where were you? Oh, WAIT. Siting in your throne, decomposing. Right. That's right. Shut up, you tool.

"An Entmoot."
"What's an Entmoot?"
"It is a gathering."
"A gathering of what?"
"ENTS, YOU ROCKSTAR JUNKIE!"

Bed.

I don't care if they're brothers.

In Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy is bloody, fucking canon.

They are naked and rolling around together on top of one another, for Chrissakes.

I can't with this movie. I have so much love.

Guh. Such prettiness. Even if Ted!bunnies hop at me now that I watch it.

Man, Neverending Story is REALLY, REALLY entertaining when you're in a theater full of college students. There is much heckling to be had.

The only thing better than puppetry is really, really bad child actors. So bad. So deliciously bad.

It was great fun, even if there were more than a few bail-outs on the film.

I had never realized before how ridiculously pedophiliac that dog-dragon was until this movie. All the winking and such...ick. Dog-dragon/Atreyu is me sekkrit fantasy movie OTP. Ick.

Now I want to watch the second one. Where there are memory orbs or something. I don't know. It's fun though, or, rather, it was weird when I was little but it'll be funny like it's no one's business now.

I am really in the mood for some Pirates fanfiction. This is odd. I haven't been up for PotC fic in a while. Hmmmm.