I am assuming that this dream was because we were watching "The Sing Off", before going to bed.

I'm somewhere with Artie Abrams from Glee.  We are just talking for the most part, but at one point he was bugging me about something.  I keep telling him, no I'm not going to do it.  He laughs and says, yes you will.  I remind him, I am old enough to be his Grandma and I could and would hurt him, if he doesn't behave.  He just laughed at me.

We go to a restaurant and are waiting for someone, not sure who it was, but my friend Bogg shows up.  I give both of them an evil look. I'm getting pissed of because I know I'm going to set up, somehow.

The three of us go to a concert.  It's classical music. They were doing the music of John Williams.  Which is how they got me to go to it.  Artie laughs at me when I started to sing alone with The Raiders of the lost ark theme started up(Indiana and his hat, Indiana and his hat).

After we got back after the Weird Al concert, I had this weird dream (no it wasn't about him, Weird Al).  My sister and I were in her car and we ran out of gas. Who was the next person to come by, Steven Colbert.  He got us a tow and then bought us gas.  For some reason.  I wouldn't let my sister say, "Thank you, Mr. Colbert." I have no idea why either.

The dream the next night
I went out to North Carolina, to visit diesa_j.  She took me to the beach.  Something happened and I wake up with this huge guy standing over me.  He is looking at me like I am gum on the bottom of someone shoe. (it's Kevin McKidd as Poseidon). He says,"You are one of the chooses."  I'm thinking, do I look like a vampire slayer? "I have no idea what you are talking about!"

Someone else said, "You have the maker of a god," and grabs my hand and shows me a scar on my left hand.  I say, Oh I've had that, since I almost drowned in the Columbia River and my Aunt Judy saved me (which is true on the drowning part, but not the scar part, I got that after I heard that my Mom died.  I was washing dishes. beside the point).  "See," said the person."  "No my Aunt saved me" I say. 

"No," said the big guy.  " The river god saved you and your aunt put you back on land."

"Who the hell are you?"  I yelled.

"Poseidon" said the man
I get this odd look on my face. "Poseidon, Greek god sea?"
"Yes," he says.
"I'm in freaking Greece?  I don't have a passport!"
"No, you are under the sea just off the shore in North Carolina."  I start singing Under the sea. Which makes Poseidon laugh. That is where I woke up.

Know what the hell is going on with me with my dream's, I haven't a clue.  Everyone knows I'm a fucking loon.