LOL. I don't know what I like best. The silly, schmaltzy, tune. The pulp sci-fi lyrics. The head bagging animals. Or the fucking INSANE machine.




The scary thing is that beast of a machine isn't CGI. It's real. It can accidentally pick up a larger bulldozer.

Babble babble Babble Babble Bork Bork Bork!

( If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.Collapse )



This person (She calls herself Melodysheep) took some of the most beautiful scientific descriptions of Sagan and Hawking and used autotune to turn them into a haunting song. Sagan looks so young and hopeful for the future.

Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

I mean, seriously, this is beautiful.

But I think I really like this guy.

He's cute and his voice is... wild. Plus he made both my kids giggle.

Today was a miserable, miserable day, but I don't want to talk about it.

So instead I offer you Exterminator City's Movie Trailer NSFW!!!!!!!

I double dog dare you not to giggle when you see the Jim Hensen style Robots sword fighting. I tripple dog dare you not to laugh at the ever increasing size of the porn actresses breast implants. And that short of Satan sodomizing one of the puppet robots is ... well something special to behold as well. Add in the clumsiest video editing of Crow T Robot doing the shower scene from Psycho, and my god, this is pure comedic gold.

This is the Muppet Show does Dallas, folks. I'm not kidding. Best of all, this is a real movie not parody of one.

This should have been worksafe -- but somewhere along the way ....

I love the little giggle the other journalist makes.

A "touching" animated musical short where a father teaches his son the sanctity of life using the most nightmarish imagery possible.

The nipples. All I can say is nipples should not flip up and down like toggle switches.

May be done by the same chick who wrote a touching story of a cupcake going on an adventure and ending up having Worksafe but not Brainsafe sex with a squash.

This is a weirdly uplifting video of people who got really really lucky. Though the one with the cops is fake (a commercial I believe) as is the egg falling on the car, but a lot of them look pretty damn authentic.

You might want to turn down the sound a bit if you aren't big into techno.