Very snappily dressed angry mid-twenties office-worker, click-clacking her way down the street in stylish stilettos as she snapped into her phone:

"I think he's... like... you know, ADD or summing, 'cause he spent all evening pouring his drink over Adam's head!"

[further discussion, garbled by traffic noise]

"He just kept putting [...] everything onto the barbecue! His beer on the barbecue, [someone's] mobile on the barbecue!"

Sitting in Carindale shopping center with some friends, a man walks past on his phone:

"Yeah... Oh yeah, Fucked her guts out! Shit man it was so messy! It was like..."

And then he trailed off...
Thankyou, for making my day that tad more squeemish...