hey, guess what?

this journal is now going dead.

why you ask? simply because i like all my net hangouts to have the same name, and i created this journal in high school when autumnxelloss wasn't yet my net handle.

so i'm not gone, but my new lj is going to be none other that autumnxelloss.livejournal.com. just like all my other addresses. . .like autumnxelloss.myspace.com. or autumnxelloss.deviantart.com. i just like stuff to match. :D

so i'm gonna be adding friends and rejoining communities like mad for a few days prolly. catch ya on the flip-side, homies! peace out!

sorry long time no blog. i had some really pretty nails that i got at work glued to the ends of my fingers and i absolutely could not type.

they were so cute though.

except i hated them. so there.

i mainly hated them because they caused strangers to grab my hands. do not touch my hands. i do not grab your hands from across the counter, i expect you to do the same for me. weirdo.

i'm so tired of american's next top best friend model. but i cannot stop watching. i really just want to see the pretty pictures at the end, but i have to watch a whole show of random bitchy/clueless/crying girls in order to see the pretty pictures at the end. pout pout pout.

in other news, I STILL HAVE NOT GOTTEN MY RAISE. i really need that, claire's corporate office. i really do. gimme.

but yay! now that the holidays are over i actually have money left over, even though i didn't get my semi-awesome raise. i can like, eat and stuff now. without getting pity money from people. though it is hard to turn down pity money.

in other other news, our new years party was awesome, as per usual. just remember kids, congac is for high-class rich people to make their coke taste better, not to take shots of while playing pass the trash. though it is yummy in your tummy in an OH MY GOD IT BURNS!! THE PAIN!! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE kind of way.

so yeah. i've been fuckin' around with dating sites again, just to see who messages me. at least the ages have dropped back down, sixty-eight is just unacceptable to me. especially considering i'm twenty-one. that just does not sound fun. freaky old men who love fat girls and red hair. . .creepy.

OKAY, i'm bored now. this fast internet ruins all the excitement of everything. i can just get what i want, whenever i want it, and now i don't know what to do. maybe i cannot handly such awesome power. pout again.

how was its for jooooo??

tiffers christmas haul:

-invader zim t-shirt
-dethklok t-shirt
-a brutal facebones pin
-gir body spray *yum*
-a big fuzzy playboy bunny pillow
-two rings
-a pretty necklace
-a very cozy scarf
-a pretty watch aka christmas money
-a sweeney todd louisville adventure aka christmas money
-two sets of earrings
-a deelishus smelling candle
-a cool dragon candle/oil burning thing with stuff that smells like liquid cookie.
-volumes one and two of 'return to the labyrinth'
-a real life copy of the dethalbum
-a very familiar looking laptop computer that can steal highspeed internet from my neighbors

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF:

"The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the Earth.

Since it's emergence fron the bowels of the Internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feat, his indestructable beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck."



did you know that chuck norris could stop time by thinking about pineapples!?! or that he built all the home depots with his bare hands!? or that chuck norris is the only man that can kick you in the back of your FACE?! i feel so learned now.

in other news, work sucked, but it did buy an awesome new watch and saw nick, whom i haven't seen in forever.

AND WHO THE HELL GIVES A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL!? NOT SMART. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!

and yes, i am still ten years old inside and like to know what people got for christmas. sue me.

more later, i have more important things to do with my stolen high speed, like watch those funny internet videos. :B

so sleepy. sorry it's been a few days, buts i has had teh guests! yush.

uh. me and jacqui certainly did try to not terrify ourselves playing fatal frame. which i love. but i HATE because it TERRIFIES ME. ghost chicks kept coming out of the walls with weird spiky wrists trying to hug us to death. and the creepy little girls trying to nail our feet to the floor. and that other chick with her annoying subtitles. . . .good thing i sleep with my t.v. on.

i also watched monster squad, and on a side note, jacqui still owes me eighty-two minutes for that. when i'm on my death bed i shall curse her name because i cannot have that eighty-two minutes back!!

we also did some mallin', which me and janice decided is no fun, seeing as we work in the fucking mall. but seeing as i have now had a chance to actually talk to this girl, she is pretty cool and gets a thumbs up. i feel bad for her for having to work around all of those horrible holiday sweaters.

in other news watch out for the capslock: SARA FOUND A COPY OF THE DETHALBUM AND GOT IT FOR ME. SHE EVEN LET ME HAVE IT NOW INSTEAD OF WAITING TIL CHRISTMAS. i just like to hold it, and love on it, and read all the lyrics. i did not know they told me i have sex with cake. for the record, i do not have sex with cake. cake is just too damn delicious.

so. i practically have the day off tomorrow, seeing as i don't work until six-thirty. at night. which is kind of lame. i don't think people realize the mall will be open till eleven. lately we've been open until ten, but a few minutes before nine everyone decides the mall is closing and leaves. leaving poor heather and i to stand outside of claire's for no reason other than we could because no one was *there* and now one was *coming*.

sweeney todd comes out tomorrow and i do not get to go. look at me be emo.

in other news, look how close we are to christmas. i cannot wait. in other other news, i cannot wait until new years eve. who wants to party with me!?

HEY, did you know that the square root of chuck norris is PAIN? didn't think so.

uh. what cool things do i have to tell you?

HEY DID YOU SEE THE FINALE OF I LOVE NEW YORK 2!? CAPSLOCK JOY.

i missed the finale of america's most smartest model, but i'm watching a rerun now, so don't tell me what happens!!

in other news: did you know that people keep shopping even when the lights go out? shoplifters, much? actually, (lucky for me) nobody stole anything in that ten minute span. :B

i always have cool blogs planned in my head, but i always forget them. i should take notes from my brain.

lets see, christmas shopping done. for reals this time. :D

i am in a bit more of a festive mood as compared to my last blog, though i still can't wait to get it over with. now that all the shoppings done, and we have christmas plans and such, it's pretty sweet. now we need to start plans for new years. you can never plan that too early. i hope to be thoroughly wasted, but not wasted enough that i can't go to work if i can't get it off. right now i'm set to go in a noon.

OH and i gots my sooper cute little apple earrings. they are adorable.

AND i found out i can fit clothes at gap outlet. thank you hour lunch breaks and old navy card!

ha ha, eating babies!! silly vj, i hope you lose. thumbs down.

i think i'm done bloggin now.

half to go to bed early. judging by the mall today, i am certainly NOT in the mood to go to work tomorrow. ESPECIALLY at eight thirty in the a.m. bleh. "nine-hour" shift. get an hour break. not bad, but the getting up at seven kind of kills me. bleh again.

yes, i am a spoiled brat. i like to sleep until noon and go to sleep whenever the hell i want. :P

um. actually, the hour break kind of kills me, too. wandering the mall with no money is no fun.

good news today is that my chirstmas shopping is finally done! yay! i hope no one is dissapointed. i really do suck at christmas shopping. most people know what they're getting since i don't want to get anyone something they don't want, but i also don't want to go the 'here's some money, have fun' route. (even if that is the route i took from my mommy and daddy, cuz i want guitar hero III but the chirstmas budget doesn't go that high. it's also something i would never buy on my own.)

other good news is YAY me and sara are going to connections tomorrow to see the show. i am very excited.

um. i don't know. i love chirstmas, but i'm not feeling very christmas-y. i've had so much money trouble i couldn't even enjoy shopping, and i actually can't wait for it come and be gone. today (even though i got it done), my whole shopping plan was ruined because my raise was not on my check. i was COUNTING on that. it WILL be on the next check, and i'll get what i was owed on this check, but that doesn't help me right now. i had to cash my check, and just fix everything when i get the next one. *sigh* i do not miss my old job, but i do miss my old checks.

hopefully the drag queens will cheer me up. i don't want to be all emo for christmas.

there was a bunch i wanted to blog, but i can't remember it. maybe later.

OH, me and mandy both hate horrible holiday sweaters. just putting that out there.

i do not like holiday shoppers.

i do not like ladies that come into my store with a teenage girl, a little girl, and a toddler in a huge stroller, who then proceeds to bitch about how small our store is.

our walls are made of glass.

you knew how small the store was BEFORE YOU CAME IN.

and she was still bitching and complaining at the register. it couldn't have been that bad, you still bought stuff. you bitch.

in other news, i gots a new phone!! yaaay! my other phone was dropping phone chunks all over. it was a tough little crumbcake though, it did survive collision and stayed faithfully in my pocket in a bumpy ambulance. it was good for texting, and almost always gave me my messages on time. you were a good phone, and i will treasure you always. even if my new phone is cooler than you.

actually it's just a razr, so i'm still behind as far as cool phones, but i always am. :D it has awesome picture ID though, so don't freak out when i'm taking pictures of you while you're not looking. it's just so a picture shows up when you call. :P

phone numbers still the same, so no worries there. BUT HEY, call and text me on my new phone, cuz i love it. i even named it. it's name is omgwtf. that's the best phone name ever. don't be hatin'.

hmm. had a long day today (9-4). or it would have been a long day. with all the bitchy people (and some nice people too, gotta give 'em credit for keeping their cool in the raging mass of shoppers) and other random stuff clogging up our store, forcing me to stand by the door and hand out baskets, it went by REALLY fast. the only reason i know it was a long day is cuz my knees hurt from standing. ;_;

but then mom calls all like 'hey mandy's getting you guys new phones!' and i was on cloud nine. :D

in other news, i need a new copy of rocky horror on DVD. it skips so much i can't even watch it anymore. i wore that thing out, man. i love it so much. i guess i'll just have to watch it on tape. . .

OH YEAH, i forgot to tell you! sara found my big hoop earring in the wreckage of her car! i'm so happy! it's a little bent, but otherwise in good, still wearable condition.

uhh. . . .i think that's it for now. it seems like i had some funny stories stored for you guys, but i lost them with the bitches and the new phone. sorry.

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Integrative Complexity
Pulse-coupled networks
01. "Pu Laldenga"
02. "The Town I Loved So Well"
03. "VirtualDubMod"
04. "Philip Curtis"
05. "Influenzavirus C"
06. "Bolulla"
07. "Songlines"
08. "South of Heaven, West of Hell"
09. "Lesson's Seedeater"
10. "Tipton, Pennsylvania"
11. "Tipton, Pennsylvania"
12. "Higgins Township, Michigan"
13. "Severn Barrage"
14. "Alan Smeaton"
15. "S. D. Perry"

not to bad. :D

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worst day ever.

and not to keep whining about being in a wreck. . .

but i almost went though a windshield.

and today was worse.

curiouser and curiouser.

in other news, i finally have a tiny bit of money, simply because i refused to let the bank eat my check since i think my next check will be bigger and can cover the whole thing. i had to give lane bryant a hundred bucks today, and it hurts to hand over a crisp hundred dollar bill. damn them and their awesome clothes that fit me. damn them straight to hell. but i still have three hundred dollars to spend there. . . .and a gift card. . .they can go to hell after i get my clothes. . . .

seventy some dollars went to bluegrass cellular. they can go fuck themselves.

had to close tonight. i do not wish to talk about it. ow, my feelings. i'm just going to pretend it never happened and try again next time.

besides, i got home and one of my favorite episodes of metalocalypse was on, when murderface fell off the murdercycle and slid down the road like it was a slip-n-slide. but instead of being wet with water, it was wet with murderface blood!! yaaaay! and instead of sliding on his tummy, he slid on his face!! double yaaaay!!

my head is scabby.

i know you're tired of hearing 'ow my car wreck hurts'. but only my friends read my blog, and if you really are my friend you would know that i'm very whiny, especially when something hurts. and i will keep whining until i stop finding things that hurt. and as of now, i keep randomly finding ouchy spots. so whine i must.

sara told me her insurance would cover my short hospital stay/examination. win.

in other news, i was reading the papers that came with my medication, and found out why this shit is so awesome.

it's made out of narcotics and tylenol! yaaaaay i can't feel feelings anymore!! :D

it hurts to raise my eyebrows, and i forgot about my elbows and tried to open a door at mcdonald's with one of them. that shit HURT. and it's got a weird bump in it. ow.

the only thing with this medication is it comes with a downer, where everything hurt again and i felt like i was gonna fall asleep in the van. why must my happiness be so fleeting?

we drove past the spot today taking mandy to work, the sign is still down, so i took some pictures if anyone is interested. we also jacked car scraps. i have a bright red piece of sara's car in my purse and some kind of good luck charm/reminder. mandy just happened to see the saturn thing off the car in the grass, which is why we actually stopped so sara could pick it up.

i didn't find my earrings out there, so they must be in the car. sadness. that was my favorite pair of huge hoops.