so, went to do some new hire paperwork today. lame.

except for one thing:


THE RETURN OF THE SURVEY.





I FAILED HARD. HARD I SAY.




that's why they can't hire me on as a third key at the moment. because i blew so hard on that survey. my results suck AND blow. both. suck and blow. at the same time. yes. BUT mike liked me so much (yay!) that he's willing to promote me anyway. only catch is, to bypass the whole 'you fail' thing, i have to be promoted in store, so i still have to start as a store associate. and i have to make a sooper good impression on the district manager when i for inventory on sunday.

FINE BY ME. i am so not returning my godfather's uniform. instead, i shall take it outside and burn it. mwahahaha. i have been trying to get away from this place since the first day. . .only took me two years. . .damn i suck. but i'm putting in my two weeks notice on sunday. i am a bit afraid. but oh well.